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If you are here to participate in the testing for injecting praying mantis DNA into a human, we have good news and bad news.

 

The good news is that the tests have been cancelled.

 

The bad news, however, is that you will now be fighting an army of mantis-men. Please grab a rifle and follow the yellow line. You will know when the test begins...

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Firetruck yeah! Earth Defense Force! Dibz on the Sniper!

but my mom said im not allow to fight mantis-men after dark :/

Then wait until she got devoured by the mantis-men. Then you can fight after dark.

D: Where's Superman, Batman and Spider-Man when we need them? Why are there so many songs about rainbows? AND WHY ARE MANTIS-MEN BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HOUSE?

D: Where's Superman, Batman and Spider-Man when we need them? Why are there so many songs about rainbows? AND WHY ARE MANTIS-MEN BREAKING AND ENTERING MY HOUSE?

 

i say we need fire and lots of it *grab matches and set stuffs on fire*

Shit just got real.

Thats why we need to inject other creatures DNA into people, so we can fight the Mantis-Men menace! WHOS WITH ME?!

this statement is false!!!!!!!!!
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And did I mention that everyone who participates in this study gets... $60?!

 

Aperture Laboratories thanks you for your time, and for helping to advance mankind.

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your d@%^ lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your d@%^ lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

 

Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.

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