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The fat lazy dog ate

the cat for crimes against

the state of great black

Mamba, the great ruler of

pizza pie land, located in

the hills of the Canadian

the Chucky Cheese just a

short way from the small

pony's house of horror and

a Wal*Mart. The cat attempted

to shoot a random hobo

in order to fool the

cops into thinking he's dead

to get the bird off

of the cat's burnt toast

that the cat had been

rubbing his face agianst to

, trying to cover up his

mothers facial perfume that he

that he accidentally applied when

he was raping a stump

that had been making ugly

sounds and looked about ready

to pounce at the bird

when a mount lion walked

and ate the dog in