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The fat lazy dog ate

a morbid display of feline

behavior characteristics. He then licked

his lips as he began

stick his tongue in the

direction of the cat, causing

the cat to freak out

and try to run away

. The dog then ate the

ham sandwich of the local

Subway not to far away

and the bird killed the

little poodle for pooping on

his friend the cat. The

bird flew to the cat

and confessed it's love. The

dog ate the bird and

made love to the cat

and licked it's fur off.

The now hairless cat began

to make love to the

dog again, but was stopped

by the zombie bird, angered

by this blatant betrayal of

mutiny and love making in

the bird's past life. With