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The fat lazy dog ate

raping the cat and slapping

the dog around, the zombie

bit the dog and turned

her into another zombie. The

bird then raped both of

them, and went on his

marry zombie way to infect

the sperm of yoda's uncle

with the zombie virus. George

the monkey wanted to be

a zombie, so he attacked

the bird, expecting a bite.

But the bird did not

bite, it raped and said

"You are unfit to join

the Zombie Rape-along club, retard."

With that, the bird summoned

more zombies to attack the

cat rapists who ate children

in a small town in

North Dakota, then he stole

a truck load of radioactive

penises, and told all dogs

that he was now their

master, and to eat penises.

(the radioactive ones. )