Actually it is YOU! That is right you suck. What do suck exactly?
Eggs, mother firetrucking eggs.
You suck so much that I, a sucky person in general has come to the conclusion that you indeed suck. Hell I think a black hole has less suction than you. And those things can suck up an entire star system.
In fact, scientist have been trying to replicate how much you suck. This led to the creation of prostitutes and roomba automatic vacuums. One sucks up dirt and the other sucks up...erm...sausage
And if you thought that the prostitute is the one that sucks on the sausage, you might be a pervert.
So, you've found out that you suck...
Well your options are quite limited right now. Overall suckiness is impossible to cure and causes more deaths in the world per year than the amount of people killed by beavers. What? Beavers don't kill people? Well what about Tom Willsmoth! He was killed by a beaver! Never heard of him? Well Beavers kill people by going back in time and and shooting the great great ancestor of their victim. Usually the ancestor is killed by getting repeatedly kicked in the balls but beavers sometimes bring along their allies the wood chucks who proceed to chuck wood at the ancestor.
Anywho back to you sucking massive eggnog...
You have a few options to make yourself a little less sucky.
1. Break all the eggs in your house, thus preventing you from sucking them.
2. Declare war on your neighbors pet ferret. Your neighbor doesn't have a ferret you say? Then buy him one as a gift you greedy bastard, no wonder you suck.
3.Worship me as your God write a story about how much strike through jokes suck
4. Create a list of paradox's to use when the robots take over. I think "I do not suck" would be a good paradox for you. All robots will know that you suck and will thus explode upon hearing that sentence. Making you suck even more because robots are cool.
5. Become a fat drunken loser with no friends or family and sits down on their lard ass drinking their tears after crying for 9 hours about how big a failure they are. Wait what's that? You already do that? Excellent one down.
Actually it is YOU! That is right you suck. What do suck exactly?
Eggs, mother firetrucking eggs.
You suck so much that I, a sucky person in general has come to the conclusion that you indeed suck. Hell I think a black hole has less suction than you. And those things can suck up an entire star system.
In fact, scientist have been trying to replicate how much you suck. This led to the creation of prostitutes and roomba automatic vacuums. One sucks up dirt and the other sucks up...erm...sausage
And if you thought that the prostitute is the one that sucks on the sausage, you might be a pervert.
So, you've found out that you suck...
Well your options are quite limited right now. Overall suckiness is impossible to cure and causes more deaths in the world per year than the amount of people killed by beavers. What? Beavers don't kill people? Well what about Tom Willsmoth! He was killed by a beaver! Never heard of him? Well Beavers kill people by going back in time and and shooting the great great ancestor of their victim. Usually the ancestor is killed by getting repeatedly kicked in the balls but beavers sometimes bring along their allies the wood chucks who proceed to chuck wood at the ancestor.
Anywho back to you sucking massive eggnog...
You have a few options to make yourself a little less sucky.
1. Break all the eggs in your house, thus preventing you from sucking them.
2. Declare war on your neighbors pet ferret. Your neighbor doesn't have a ferret you say? Then buy him one as a gift you greedy bastard, no wonder you suck.
3.
Worship me as your Godwrite a story about how much strike through jokes suck4. Create a list of paradox's to use when the robots take over. I think "I do not suck" would be a good paradox for you. All robots will know that you suck and will thus explode upon hearing that sentence. Making you suck even more because robots are cool.
5. Become a fat drunken loser with no friends or family and sits down on their lard ass drinking their tears after crying for 9 hours about how big a failure they are. Wait what's that? You already do that? Excellent one down.