Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets "
Girl: "OH MY GOD! ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
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J.K. Rowling, I was fine when you said that Harry's parents were dead. Fine, when you killed Sirius. Okay, when you killed Hedwig and Mad-Eye. A little mad when you killed Dumbledore. BUT YOU CROSSED THE LINE BY KILLING DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!
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"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom, with Pikachu."
"WHO'S PIKACHU,
IS HE YOUR
BOYFRIEND?"
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You hear a noise at night*
Age 8- I'M GOING IN MY PARENT'S BED!
Age 13- Screw it, i'm going back to sleep
Age 16- *Cracks knuckles* BRING IT ON!!!
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Me: So, you like bad boys?
Girl: Yeah
Me: Well i'm not trying to impress you or anything but, I got in trouble yesterday for playing with my food at the dinner table.
Boy: "Hey baby, want to come over tonight?"
Girl: "Sure! What do you want to do?"
Boy: "I'll give you a hint. It involves pillows and blankets
"
Girl: "OH MY GOD! ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT!?"
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J.K. Rowling, I was fine when you said that Harry's parents were dead. Fine, when you killed Sirius. Okay, when you killed Hedwig and Mad-Eye. A little mad when you killed Dumbledore. BUT YOU CROSSED THE LINE BY KILLING DOBBY!!!!!!!!!!
-
"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom, with Pikachu."
"WHO'S PIKACHU,
IS HE YOUR
BOYFRIEND?"
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You hear a noise at night*
Age 8- I'M GOING IN MY PARENT'S BED!
Age 13- Screw it, i'm going back to sleep
Age 16- *Cracks knuckles* BRING IT ON!!!
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Me: So, you like bad boys?
Girl: Yeah
Me: Well i'm not trying to impress you or anything but, I got in trouble yesterday for playing with my food at the dinner table.