What's the difference between my girlfriend and my Christmas tree? My Christmas tree looks good with the lights on.

 

 

 

 

Wikipedia: I know everything!

Google: I have everything!

Facebook: I know everybody!

Internet: All of you are nothing without me.

Electricity: Keep talking bitches!

 

 

 

 

Dear students,

I know your texting in class because no one stares at their crotch all day and smils

 

Sincerely, Teacher

 

 

 

 

 

There was this guy who was helping his wife set up a computer password and he typed "MYPENIS" When his wife fell to the floor laughing because it said "ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH"

Your a nerd and your funny.Awesome!

Ha. I actually laughed.

Little Kid: Daddy, What's in between Mommy's legs?

Dad: ...Paradise

Kid: Well then, what's between your legs?

Dad: ! The key to pardise!

Kid: That makes sense! You might have to change the locks though. I think the neighbor has a key too.

Your mom is like a screw, Everybody gets a turn

I don't get the joke. A penis is short, so how is it not long enough?

@ Rob your thinking too hard it means that his penis is too short and the pass word lettering is too short... Explaining it is ruining the joke

@ Rob your thinking too hard it means that his penis is too short and the pass word lettering is too short... Explaining it is ruining the joke

 

I was joking. I just felt like saying that to see the response. lol

@Rob you asshole You got me

Didn't crack a smile. If these were original I might've been amused.

That's cool Sk3