Here I will post a new joke every week.

Make any comments you feel neccesary.

I will have a list of every previous joke as well.

 

Week 1: Wednesday 20th August

Say this to some nerd/geek you know.

You are very good at surfing ..(pause)..... the net.

Big let down ...

 

How?

 

Big let down ...

 

How?

 

It's kinda a well known joke. Your other jokes are original to the point of stupidness. But "algebrainiac" is something that a lot of people have already made reference to.

i have never heard anyone say that before in my life except for one time when paul said it a few weeks ago. I made it up in year 7 so you have heard it before, yes, but that is because it was from me in the firts place. You just forgot it.

 

It's like my saying;

If an employer employs and employee who does a terrorist terrorize?

A terrorree. That uses the same logic as the algebraniac joke but i bet you have never heard that one before.:cool:

Lol Touche Jesse

you once again outsmart the DChiuch

well done

Wendesday 27th August

What do you call a greek falling out of an aeroplane?

Con descending.

 

Previous jokes

-Tuesday 26th August

What do you call someone who is good at algebra/maths?

An algebraniac!

-Monday 25th August

Say this to some girl you don't like:

You're pretty ...... ugly!

Lol Touche Jesse

you once again outsmart the DChiuch

well done

 

Well that would be the case... however his "employer employs and employer" joke doesn't make much gramatical sense at all.

that was my spelling mistake:blush:

i meant to say an employer employs and employee

Well done jesse...

Thursday 28th August

What did the tree say when it took on a job?

Leave it to me!http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png

 

Previous jokes

-Wendesday 27th August

What do you call a greek falling out of an aeroplane?

Con descending.

-Tuesday 26th August

What do you call someone who is good at algebra/maths?

An algebraniac!

Why do people from flemington always have colds?

They have flem. (Flem)ington

 

Previous jokes

-Thursday 28th August

What did the tree say when it took on a job?

Leave it to me!http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/smiley-confuse.png

-Wendesday 27th August

What do you call a greek falling out of an aeroplane?

Con descending.

How did you manage to do 2 posts in a row?

 

Good pun on "Flemington" btw.

that's my little secret;)

lol...

these are awesome...

how do you think of them...?

wait...

do I even want to know...?

Who the Hell are you!!!!!

*pout*

Saturday 30th August

Why are bananas the mostpopular fruit in the world?

because they are so appealing!

 

Previous jokes

-Why do people from flemington always have colds?

They have flem. (Flem)ington

-Thursday 28th August

What did the tree say when it took on a job?

Leave it to me!

Saturday 30th August

Why are bananas the mostpopular fruit in the world?

because they are so appealing!

 

DChiuch's rating:

Sunday 31st August

According to the saying "you are what you eat", that means people who smoke are fags.

 

Previous jokes

-Saturday 30th August

Why are bananas the mostpopular fruit in the world?

because they are so appealing!

Why do people from flemington always have colds?

They have flem. (Flem)ington

Sunday 31st August

According to the saying "you are what you eat", that means people who smoke are fags.

 

Monday 1st September

One student: Where is the roll?

Other student: Have you checked in the bakery?

 

Previous jokes

-Sunday 31st August

According to the saying "you are what you eat", that means people who smoke are fags.

-Saturday 30th August

Why are bananas the mostpopular fruit in the world?

because they are so appealing!

Monday 1st September

One student: Where is the roll?

Other student: Have you checked in the bakery?

 

Previous jokes

-Sunday 31st August

According to the saying "you are what you eat", that means people who smoke are fags.

-Saturday 30th August

Why are bananas the mostpopular fruit in the world?

because they are so appealing!

 

 

 

Aarons Rating :blush:

Monday 1st September

One student: Where is the roll?

Other student: Have you checked in the bakery?

 

 

Good stuff, Jesse. A big improvement on last weeks "it's a no-go!"

Tuseday 2nd September

One eskimo: What ya doin?

Other eskimo: Just chillin'

 

Previous jokes

-Monday 1st September

One student: Where is the roll?

Other student: Have you checked in the bakery?

-Sunday 31st August

According to the saying "you are what you eat", that means people who smoke are fags.

Tuseday 2nd August

One eskimo: What ya doin?

Other eskimo: Just chillin'

 

 

Lol. When do you think of these?

Wendesday 3rd September

A blonde: I just spent five hours in a revloving door until someone told me that there was no door knob.

 

Previous jokes

-Tuseday 2nd September

One eskimo: What ya doin?

Other eskimo: Just chillin'

Previous jokes

-Monday 1st September

One student: Where is the roll?

Wendesday 3rd September

A blonde: I just spent five hours in a revloving door until someone told me that there was no door knob.

 

 

Sorry, Jesse.

 

Oh, and Aaron says you suck.