Hello KH13, I just thought that we can play a fun little game. Here's how it works. You solve my riddles and if you can solve them all I will like your post. So, let's get started shall we? Let's see if any of you geniuses can figure these riddles out.

 

Riddle #1) I spread and move, but I'm not alive. What am I?

 

Riddle #2) I am always coming but never arrive. What am I?

 

Riddle #3) I am a pet that is always found on the floor? What am I?

 

Riddle #4) What is fast moving one way. And under a city, never stops, and always turning?

what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon and 3 legs at night?

 

a human

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

 

sounds like a circle to me

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

 

A donout..or a circle..same thing

a human

 

you got beat

 

 

What has no beginning, end, or middle?

 

Doughnut

A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?

 

I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, all freezes. What am I?

I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun,

Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run

I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun,

Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run

 

Vampire

 

I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun,

Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run

 

Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right?

I tolerate the moon and stars, I can't abide the sun,

Banish me with torch light and you'll see me turn and run

 

Darkness or Night

 

 

A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing. Why?

 

I have three eyes, all in a line. When the red one opens, all freezes. What am I?

 

Traffic Light (Bottom)

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by SoraBlade

Vampire

 

 

 

Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right?

 

nope...but i see how that works

Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?

Always invisible, yet never out of sight. What are they?

 

ummm nickel back sales

 

i live for laughter, I live for the crowd, without

it I am nothing

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by Xylek

ummm nickel back sales

 

live for laughter, I live for the crowd, without

it I am nothing

 

the letters I and S

A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then?

Vampire

 

 

 

Wait I've heard this before...it's the dark right?

 

bingo

the letters I and S

A champion weight lifter has a brother that's a doctor, but the same doctor doesn't have a brother. How are they related then?

 

The wieght lifter is a woman - therefore a sister!

 

 

I build up castles, I tear down mountains,

I blind some, and help others to see.

What am I?

The wieght lifter is a woman - therefore a sister!

 

 

I build up castles, I tear down mountains,

I blind some, and help others to see.

What am I?

 

Sand

I build up castles, I tear down mountains,

I blind some, and help others to see.

What am I?

 

Sand! CURSES Nohjx!

Edited November 11, 201212 yr by SoraBlade

Sand! CURSES Nohjx!

 

vuhuhaahah >

 

What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?

I am a face without a body

what am i?

Diggin' the competitiveness and knowledge!

 

 

What has four wheels and flies?

I am a face without a body

what am i?

 

Smilely face!

I am a face without a body

what am i?

 

A clock?

 

or voldemort in the first harry potter

vuhuhaahah >

 

What goes in hard and comes out soft and mushy?

 

is that appropriate?

Smilely face!

 

or ya know that too

 

is that appropriate?

 

It's a stick of gum ya nasteh

my bad! good one though!

Diggin' the competitiveness and knowledge!

 

 

What has four wheels and flies?

 

garbage truck

 

my bad! good one though!

 

it's okay I would have thought the same thing