Simple respond with a lame pun,joke or phrase label your joke with a number.

 

1.Bought my shirt at a zombie store everything was half off.

haha, these are so punny.

 

The person who created knock-knock jokes deserves a No-bell prize.

Whats black and white and eats like a horse?

A Zebra

Knock, knock

 

Who's there?

 

I won!

 

I won who?

 

I won to suck your blood!

What do rabbits use to travel?

A hareplane.

why did the math book look so sad? It had a lot of problems.

Why you ask? Because

I find this hallerious. Oviously, i'll post it here~*mysterious gaze?*....

 

....If I were to describe what I looked like irl, i could pretty easily say these 3 words;

 

Pink, Puffy, Fluffy.

 

.....

No, i'm not Kirby. i'm just a girl with very curly hair who loves to wear poofy pink dresses...o-o;

 

BUT, pretty hallerious joke there, huh? ...yeah o-o;

what did one hat say to the other hat?

you stay here, I'll go on a head

Sword Kirby: I am LINK, only IN PIIINK!

B)

I once did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.