Well, I don't know if there's a topic about this or not, but I'm bored, so I thought I'd make it. We've had "Ban the user above you", "Compliment the person above you", and my "Insult the person above you" (which ended badly) threads, but I felt like making something different. The goal of this thread is to make the user above you uncomfortable by saying something strange, unusual, or downright creepy. Make sure you don't say anything that someone would actually find offensive though.

 

Let's do this.

What's wrong? Wolf stole your carrot?

Aaaaaatreyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

 

Peace!

Edited July 2, 201411 yr by CaelumMare

Yo just mad that i burnt your cookies!

Show me the money!!!!!

 

Peace!

Hush! Your hamster is asking me something!

Reach for the dog !

YOUR WOLF STOLE ME! i LOVE HIM! WE ARE GETTING MARRIED!

Hello there Kid, i was told to be your guide. Would you like some pasta?

WOW! YOU'RE CUTE. *GETS ON KNEE* WILL YOU MARRY MY CAT?

I beg your pardon?

My wolf is in love with you. He asked me to ask you to marry him.

LOL, of course i will.

*Wolf comes out* THANK YOU!

Whoa! *jumps, then falls*

*catches* I got you my Queen!

*blushes* T-Thank you.

Anything for you babe. *winks*

I'm absolutely FLAWLESS!

 

Peace!

I eat books lol

My cat used your shower as a litter box.

My cat used your shower as a litter box.

lol

 

I AM A MONGA

I'm a cat buglar. I will come into your home and steal your cats.

TEENAGE! FAIRYTALE! DROP-OUTS!

I'm a wolf that eats wood!

I'm a cat that eats internets lol

 

I duno if thats really weird since cats really do seem to do that