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Joke I just heard a five year old tell on TV

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Why did the elephant go into the man's bathroom?

To get some nuts.

 

 

Child. That is a PG-13 joke.

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Umm.... What did you hear this on? A child saying a sexual joke seems wrong though.

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My brother is watching a Kevin Hart show or whatever, and the kid comes up and tells it to everyone.

awkward...but funny xD

I dont see as much of a problem with it. The kid just happened to know that balls can also be called nuts. If its a boy then its understandable. I dont know about you, but when I was little I was really into potty jokes. If its a girl then it would be a bit strange. But there are some cultures that dont mind kids knowing about sexuality unlike our anglo-saxon heritage that is very uptight about it.

You would be surprised how much kids know about stuff even that young these days ...

I'm not sure whether or not to be more insulted by the idiotic pun or the fact that some idiot thought that was TV quality. I usually like my jokes to have a point besides "Harharhar genitalia"

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ahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha! Oh, good joke, haha.

I've heard worse from younger kids foul mouth little.......

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