Dark (And Twisted) Cartoon Theories

[Firaga 5,947]

Has anyone else had their childhood RUINED by these supposed theories on the concepts behind cartoons we watched when we still wore underwear with dinosaurs on them? Or even new cartoons, like Adventure Time and Regular Show?

 

I liteary read pretty much all of them yesterday after I run into a CTCC Theory vid on YouTube.....(In hindsight, it was my own fault....)

 

But, really..... :mellow: ..... I just really don't see how people can go on about a cartoon being nothing more than a hallucination of a certain character who happens to be on drugs.....or all the characters are dead and stuck in purgatory.....or a mental asylum.....or a post-apocalyptic world. (Actaully, the AT one is true, ironically.....it IS in a post apocalyptic setting....but still....I'm sure SOMEBODY has claimed it as an acid trip or some shit.... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png )

 

Now before you call me a dork and say "those theories are bullshit and made just to troll people"...I KNOW. I'm just saiyan that....just...why?

 

WHY?

 

I mean, why the....it's just....blarg. You know what, yeah. That's all I can say. BLARG.

 

BLARG on these theories and BLARG on the people who thought 'em up! (And BLARG on the creator of Courage The Cowarld Dod for trying to scare the shit out of us when we were kids, cuz that kind of stuff probably inspired this shit to a certain extent. Just Saiyan.)

Edited September 3, 2012 by Firaga96

[Weiss 8,279]

Blarg is correct.

Also I think the person who made courage the cowardly dog is messed-up too.

[Firaga 5,947]

Blarg is correct.

Also I think the person who made courage the cowardly dog is messed-up too.

 

Thanks. (And thanks again.)

Edited September 2, 2012 by Firaga96

[Koko 3,944]

i think theyre interesting

[Wolfgang 735]

I love courage the cowardly dog

talk shit get hit

[Protoman 1,974]

A good over-thought theory once in a while doesn't hurt.

[Firaga 5,947]

I love courage the cowardly dog

talk shit get hit

 

Not talking shit, bro. The only shit being flinged is at those damn theories I was talking about. And really....come on. You can not say you watched the entire series and say there wasn't a moment where you pissed your trunks / wet your panties.

 

A good over-thought theory once in a while doesn't hurt.

 

Overthought? More like underthought.... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Why? Because like I said: most of them claim that everything is happening from one character's "fantasy world" and that one character is on drugs....or in a coma....or some other depressing shit.

Edited September 3, 2012 by Firaga96

[Protoman 1,974]

Overthought? More like underthought.... http://kh13.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

Like I said: most of them claim that everything is happening from one character's "fantasy world" and that one character is on drugs....or in a coma....or some other depressing shit.

 

what I mean by it is when people try to insert some sort of "realism" into a very abstract and obscure childrens cartoon

[Firaga 5,947]

what I mean by it is when people try to insert some sort of "realism" into a very abstract and obscure childrens cartoon

 

By "realism" do you mean "nightmare fuel"?

[Kishira 2,854]

Oh god, don't talk about Courage the Cowardly Dog. That episode with the creepy CGI mummy guy...Ramsies??(sp?) used to creep the hell outta me. x___x

[RikuLove416 23]

The only cartoon theories Iv ever read was the rugats one which was pretty freaky there's also this creepy song only god knows why I listened to it now I can never watch rugrats ever again when it's on late at night I get freaked out and shut off the tv lol

[Wolfgang 735]

I never pissed my trunks or got wet panties.

CTCD was never scary

Just creepy very creepy and messed up at times.

[Firaga 5,947]

Oh god, don't talk about Courage the Cowardly Dog. That episode with the creepy CGI mummy guy...Ramsies??(sp?) used to creep the hell outta me. x___x

 

I know....the song didn't help neither!

 

Well, actually, that song was funnier than hell.

 

"RAMSES! (the man in gauzes, the man in gauzes) " Ha. Classic.

[wondermeow523 161]

[Firaga 5,947]

I never pissed my trunks or got wet panties.

 

Wait.....you wear both?!

[Protoman 1,974]

By "realism" do you mean "nightmare fuel"?

 

well like how the ash in a coma theory tries to explain why ash stays the same age he always has been in a "realistic" way while trying to apply the idea to a very abstract childrens cartoon

i don't really know what's so scary about that

[Firaga 5,947]

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AXseEnXtsc

 

Dude....you scared the shit outta me. :angry: Seriously, don't. I can't even look at that goddamn thing....ugh. Kill with firetrucking fire....Oh, wait....I AM FIRE, BITCH (Kills) Ha-Ha.....

[RikuLove416 23]

This topic got me waaaaaayyyyyy to curious and now I wanna read the cartoon theories I'll Probly have nightmares but Imma do it anyway lol

[Firaga 5,947]

well like how the ash in a coma theory tries to explain why ash stays the same age he always has been in a "realistic" way while trying to apply the idea to a very abstract childrens cartoon

i don't really know what's so scary about that

 

Well, first off, it's an anime. Second, it's still bullshit. Pretty much EVERY / MOST cartoon characters don't age. I mean, you have shows that go on for years, but still, the main protaganist is STILL ten years old....and he's still in the fifth grade....but who cares?! It's a cartoon!

 

This topic got me waaaaaayyyyyy to curious and now I wanna read the cartoon theories I'll Probly have nightmares but Imma do it anyway lol

 

Godspeed.

[Protoman 1,974]

Well, first off, it's an anime. Second, it's still bullshit. Pretty much EVERY / MOST cartoon characters don't age. I mean, you have shows that go on for years, but still, the main protaganist is STILL ten years old....and he's still in the fifth grade....but who cares?! It's a cartoon!

 

I wasn't talking about if the theory was bullshit or not, I was clarifying what I meant by being interested by theories that try to slip "realism" into childrens cartoon.

[Koko 3,944]

Well, first off, it's an anime. Second, it's still bullshit. Pretty much EVERY / MOST cartoon characters don't age. I mean, you have shows that go on for years, but still, the main protaganist is STILL ten years old....and he's still in the fifth grade....but who cares?! It's a cartoon!

 

you realize animes are considered cartoons

lol

[Firaga 5,947]

I wasn't talking about if the theory was bullshit or not, I was clarifying what I meant by being interested by theories that try to slip "realism" into childrens cartoon.

 

As I said....it's not realism. Not by a long shot....read them. Really, do it and understand how bad they are.

 

SOME, I admit, can get you on their side....but still, why put REALISM....in a cartoon? Unrealistic cartoons are unrealistic. DERP! (That wasn't for you, that was for the theory makers.)

 

you realize animes are considered cartoons

lol

 

Eh, sorta kinda.

Edited September 2, 2012 by Firaga96

[Protoman 1,974]

As I said....it's not realism. Not by a long shot....read them. Really, do it and understand how bad they are.

 

SOME, I admit, can get you on their side....but still, why put REALISM....in a cartoon? Unrealistic cartoons are unrealistic. DERP! (That wasn't for you, that was for the theory makers.)

 

I know they're not realism, and I have read them. You know, quote unquote and whatnot. People do this stuff to kill time, and it can be interesting for some people.

[Firaga 5,947]

I know they're not realism, and I have read them. You know, quote unquote and whatnot. People do this stuff to kill time, and it can be interesting for some people.

 

Interesting to those people.....buzkill for me. And a lot of other people, I'm sure.

[Koko 3,944]

people can enjoy stuff u dont like u kno

i think theyre interesting and fun to read