OK, so simple as this. Write 20 words or less as your reply and let's make a story.

 

 

 

Once upon a time, there were three kids named Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

Roxas laughed and tried to transform...but nothing happened.

Ugh, you people are irritating. If I let you go, will you leave me alone and let me read?

Everyone nodded and said yes.

*Opens lexicon and releases everyone.* Now let me read...

And thus, everyone made a mad dash and got away from Zexion.

*looks up from book* Ugh, I so shouldn't have let Xehanort stab my heart.

And thus everyone was safe. They all eventually went back to their own trilogies. But this was not the end.

Because it never is on this thread.

Viola~ The thread that never was.

It shouldn't ever end!!! So, Reno decided to have a party at Rufus Shinra's place.

Thankfully, Rufus wasn't home.

Although Kadaj crashed the party. Boumd to turn into Sephiroth, he is. Luckily Zexion is coming. It shall be a Lexicon against a 5 foot long katana.

*insert music here*

 

WILD VOLDENORT APPEARED!

 

WHAT WILL ZEXION DO?

And thus a battle screen came up.

 

Zexion>Fight>Dark Aura

It's super effective

RUN RUN RUN AWAY

ZEXION FAILED TO ESCAPE!!

 

VOLDENORT USED EVIL CLIFFS, ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

Zexion has fainted. Game over. Continue?

Plot twist: Zexion is not the main character. Jack Sparrow is.

*cut to Jack Sparrow, who is masturbating in his ship* "WHAT?!" he yells to the camera, getting dressed.

Jack Sparrow meets Riku who is mysteriously on the Black Pearl...

Jack stared at Riku. "Why are you on my ship, young man?"

Riku says, "I'm here to kick a$$ and play card games"

So, Riku gambles his Keyblade in order to learn more about the Heartless.

Inga saw a heartless

Jack sparrow conveniently had a deck of cards in his pocket. "We each draw a card from the deck. The one with the lower card wins." he explained.

Riku summoned a plot twist and got away with his keyblade, evidently stealing Jack's best cards.