_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

*all you hit, was an afterimage of me, meanwhile, i turned SSJ God, and i gathered enough energy for a spirit bomb in one second, and while you were distracted firing a Kamehameha at my afterimage, i threw it the spirit bomb at you, completely destroying you before you had a chance to kill me and collapse the universe*

I SAID I WOULD BEAT YOU!!

*Wild Sense's all attacks and removes you from time*

*Wild Sense's all attacks and removes you from time*

*You only create an alternate timeline where im erased, while this timeline with me still existing still exists*

 

You fail. *Before you can do anything else, i punt you to the ground and punch you so hard that your face explodes and your body is sent flying into the earth core, where it melts in lava*

*You only create an alternate timeline where im erased, while this timeline with me still existing still exists*You fail. *Before you can do anything else, i punt you to the ground and punch you so hard that your face explodes and your body is sent flying into the earth core, where it melts in lava*

You do remember that I'm a brownie, right? Brownies cannot toutch the ground. Also, brownies auto regenerate any hits. Also, I'm immune to all elements, so ha, also, I asked my dad to remove the multiple timeline exietance, that's why you don't exist. You only could exist if multiple timelines did, since you are SS2 Gohan, which never happens in the normal timeline. Also, I brought back my dad, Parunga, because now I can grant wishes. Also, time to end this! *calls Holy and Superman* Holy, this is an evil, muffin and bacon hating Gohan. And Superman, he just tried to use the Earth as a weapon. *they get mad, use fusion technique, then I fuse with Hurcual to gain the Spirit Boost he gives via fusion then potara fusioned with the Goku/sups fusion and creates ultimate warrior**goes SSJ God in that form then summons a galaxy of Blue Stars* *uses spirit boost from Hurcuel to increase Spirit Bomb's power to epic proportions, then increases its charge to the universe size in 5 centisecconds, and 2 Goku's double full nelson to hold you from moving * *all the ki in the all the multiverse, including all of yours and all clones/vanishing is impossible* *absorbs spirit bomb and uses omega Dragon Fist on you, indtanly killing you*

You do remember that I'm a brownie, right? Brownies cannot toutch the ground. Also, brownies auto regenerate any hits. Also, I'm immune to all elements, so ha, also, I asked my dad to remove the multiple timeline exietance, that's why you don't exist. You only could exist if multiple timelines did, since you are SS2 Gohan, which never happens in the normal timeline. Also, I brought back my dad, Parunga, because now I can grant wishes. Also, time to end this! *calls Holy and Superman* Holy, this is an evil, muffin and bacon hating Gohan. And Superman, he just tried to use the Earth as a weapon. *they get mad, use fusion technique, then I fuse with Hurcual to gain the Spirit Boost he gives via fusion then potara fusioned with the Goku/sups fusion and creates ultimate warrior**goes SSJ God in that form then summons a galaxy of Blue Stars* *uses spirit boost from Hurcuel to increase Spirit Bomb's power to epic proportions, then increases its charge to the universe size in 5 centisecconds, and 2 Goku's double full nelson to hold you from moving * *all the ki in the all the multiverse, including all of yours and all clones/vanishing is impossible* *absorbs spirit bomb and uses omega Dragon Fist on you, indtanly killing you*

All of that would've killed me, except for the fact that i am your secret Brownie brother that Parunga created by having sex with Chi-chi between DB and DBZ. But chi-chi never told Goku, and he wouldn't understand anyway.

 

DID YOU REALLY THINK GOKU WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH CHI-CHI BACK THEN?

All of that would've killed me, except for the fact that i am your secret Brownie brother that Parunga created by having sex with Chi-chi between DB and DBZ. But chi-chi never told Goku, and he wouldn't understand anyway.DID YOU REALLY THINK GOKU WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH CHI-CHI BACK THEN?

Only problem is that he can only reproduce once in only one timeline and universe, as well as he reproduces asexually, you dummybutt.

I wonder if firaga96 is laughing his ass off while reading this epic battle.

Only problem is that he can only reproduce once in only one timeline and universe, as well as he reproduces asexually, you dummybutt.

Well, he knew alot better about Earth customs and the like when Chi-chi had sex with him to have Goten too. Dum dum.

Well, he knew alot better about Earth customs and the like when Chi-chi had sex with him to have Goten too. Dum dum.

Impossible. He lacks the male reproductive organs,

Okay, ladies, break it up. This thread is for question-asking, not fighting.

Okay, ladies, break it up. This thread is for question-asking, not fighting.

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MOON! *Blows you up*

Impossible. He lacks the male reproductive organs,

Nonsense, Vegeta proved that saiyans have the male reproductive organs to mate with Human Women.

 

Okay, ladies, break it up. This thread is for question-asking, not fighting.

Ok Firaga, go ahead.

Nonsense, Vegeta proved that saiyans have the male reproductive organs to mate with Human Women.

 

Ok Firaga, go ahead.

I meant my dad, Parunga.

I meant my dad, Parunga.

Oh. He could have just wished himself some Male Reproductive organs.

Oh. He could have just wished himself some Male Reproductive organs.

Magic Dragons are not of the need to do so, their not needed.

Magic Dragons are not of the need to do so, their not needed.

Well, he thought Chi-Chi was attractive and had a temper suitable to his liking, so he wished them up for the first time for himself, and did IT With HER.

Well, he thought Chi-Chi was attractive and had a temper suitable to his liking, so he wished them up for the first time for himself, and did IT With HER.

My question iswhy would he want to have the sexez? Creatures born without reproductive organs lack the drive, as well as the feeling or need to reproduce, it makes no sense to them. I would know, since I lack reproductive organs.

My question iswhy would he want to have the sexez? Creatures born without reproductive organs lack the drive, as well as the feeling or need to reproduce, it makes no sense to them. I would know, since I lack reproductive organs.

Well, maybe your dad was different. He is a dragon after all. All i know, is that he did that with her, and now here i am.

Edited May 7, 201313 yr by spiderfreak1011

Well, maybe your dad was different. He is a dragon after all. All i know, is that he did that with her, and now here i am.

Let me ask Parunga. *calls Parunga *Parunga: Sup.Me: just need to know: is Gohan one of your clan?Parunga: no. He is actually the Demon King Piccalo's kid.Me: splains lot. I'm guessing a Shenron wish?Parunga: yup.*says bye and hangs up*Proof.

Let me ask Parunga. *calls Parunga *Parunga: Sup.Me: just need to know: is Gohan one of your clan?Parunga: no. He is actually the Demon King Piccalo's kid.Me: splains lot. I'm guessing a Shenron wish?Parunga: yup.*says bye and hangs up*Proof.

You just pretended to call him, you don't even have a phone. -_- Now let me really talk to him.

 

*Uses instant transmission to head to New Namek and since all the Dragon Balls are gathered up for an emergency, i summoned Parunga to ask him myself*

 

Me: Oh great Parunga, is it true that what my mother says is true, and that you are really my father?

 

Parunga: Yes, i was bored and saw your mother, so i decided to make myself some reproductional organs and have sex with her. She was desperately begging for some sexual pleasure, and Goku is just a big giant idiot. So i fufilled her wish and did it in the bed with her. But i decided to make you resemble your father, so you didn't turn out to be some mutant saiyan.

 

Me: Thought so. Well thanks again for everything Dad!

 

Parunga: You're welcome. Now i bid you farewell.

 

*The dragon balls seperate and fly away to different places in Namek and Parunga dissapears*

 

Now that's  real proof. I am your brother.

You just pretended to call him, you don't even have a phone. -_- Now let me really talk to him.*Uses instant transmission to head to New Namek and since all the Dragon Balls are gathered up for an emergency, i summoned Parunga to ask him myself*Me: Oh great Parunga, is it true that what my mother says is true, and that you are really my father?Parunga: Yes, i was bored and saw your mother, so i decided to make myself some reproductional organs and have sex with her. She was desperately begging for some sexual pleasure, and Goku is just a big giant idiot. So i fufilled her wish and did it in the bed with her. But i decided to make you resemble your father, so you didn't turn out to be some mutant saiyan.Me: Thought so. Well thanks again for everything Dad!Parunga: You're welcome. Now i bid you farewell.*The dragon balls seperate and fly away to different places in Namek and Parunga dissapears*Now that's real proof. I am your brother.

Oh, yeah, using the tiny earth Dragon Balls works.besides, I'm using my phone right now to tweet how much of a fool you are. Shenron, I know that was you. Come back*"Parunga" returns, and he assumes his real form as Shenron*Knew it. Besides, the new Guru made it impossible for a non-Namekian like you to summon Parunga. Papa Parunga piro zumii orica. *large, Namekian dragon balls appear in sky and become Parunga*Parunga: is this the poseryou called about earlier?Me:yup.Parunga: *removes all of your non-human DNA* posing as my son is a crime, Gohan, for your actions, you are now only human. Besides, Dragons such as me cannot grant any wishes related to money, sex, drugs, or pancakes. Dont ask about the pancakes. Anyway, now your a human. Bye, fake. *large dragon balls and Parunga seperate and disappear*Now your not even a saiyan.

Oh, yeah, using the tiny earth Dragon Balls works.besides, I'm using my phone right now to tweet how much of a fool you are. Shenron, I know that was you. Come back*"Parunga" returns, and he assumes his real form as Shenron*Knew it. Besides, the new Guru made it impossible for a non-Namekian like you to summon Parunga. Papa Parunga piro zumii orica. *large, Namekian dragon balls appear in sky and become Parunga*Parunga: is this the poseryou called about earlier?Me:yup.Parunga: *removes all of your non-human DNA* posing as my son is a crime, Gohan, for your actions, you are now only human. Besides, Dragons such as me cannot grant any wishes related to money, sex, drugs, or pancakes. Dont ask about the pancakes. Anyway, now your a human. Bye, fake. *large dragon balls and Parunga seperate and disappear*Now your not even a saiyan.

*Uses Shenron to make me back into normal and so that no creature that has lived or will ever live can ever change my DNA or take away any of my current heritage, unless i so choose. And only i can change it, no clones, no alternate universe or alternate timeline versions of me can do that, only me, how i am now. I also use my second wish ask him to change the current timeline so that it turns out i am truly Parunga's son(But was still raised by Goku and Chi-chi) and that no matter what you or anyone or anything else does(including Parunga or Shenron), that can never be changed, except only be me should i choose to make the dragon change me, and that only the true me from this timeline can do it, no clones of me, or other timeline version of me, or alternate universe versions of me can change that*

 

Im still Saiyan. And now im really your brother, so get used to it.

 

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

Now you have learned the lessons of abusing your Ungodly power, by creating alternate timelines and eradicating people from existance all because you can't beat them in a straight fight. And you can't get rid of me now, because i possess as much power as you do, now and forever.

*Uses Shenron to make me back into normal and so that no creature that has lived or will ever live can ever change my DNA or take away any of my current heritage, unless i so choose. And only i can change it, no clones, no alternate universe or alternate timeline versions of me can do that, only me, how i am now. I also use my second wish ask him to change the current timeline so that it turns out i am truly Parunga's son(But was still raised by Goku and Chi-chi) and that no matter what you or anyone or anything else does(including Parunga or Shenron), that can never be changed, except only be me should i choose to make the dragon change me, and that only the true me from this timeline can do it, no clones of me, or other timeline version of me, or alternate universe versions of me can change that*Im still Saiyan. And now im really your brother, so get used to it.WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.Now you have learned the lessons of abusing your Ungodly power, by creating alternate timelines and eradicating people from existance all because you can't beat them in a straight fight. And you can't get rid of me now, because i possess as much power as you do, now and forever.

Hahahahaha. I'm the wish filter, I can negate ANY wish I deem unfit, no matter how "impossible" *negates all your wishes and mind crushes you*

Hahahahaha. I'm the wish filter, I can negate ANY wish I deem unfit, no matter how "impossible" *negates all your wishes and mind crushes you*

IM THE OTHER WISH FILTER, BECAUSE NOW THAT I AM THE TRUE SON OF PARUNGA, I CAN NEGATE WISHES, AND REVERT THE DECISIONS THAT YOU MAKE WITH THE WISHES. *Restores my wishes, and avoids being mind crushed*

IM THE OTHER WISH FILTER, BECAUSE NOW THAT I AM THE TRUE SON OF PARUNGA, I CAN NEGATE WISHES, AND REVERT THE DECISIONS THAT YOU MAKE WITH THE WISHES. *Restores my wishes, and avoids being mind crushed*

MY FILTER COMES FIRST BECAUSE YOUR WISH HAS TO BE FILTERED BEFORE FULL GRANTING, SO HA.

MY FILTER COMES FIRST BECAUSE YOUR WISH HAS TO BE FILTERED BEFORE FULL GRANTING, SO HA.

I DON'T CARE YOU NEVER USED IT BACK THEN, SO MINE HAD TIME TO CANCEL YOURS FIRST