_EPISODE 1_

 

Setting: A huge Kingdom Hearts logo with a keyblade spinning around in the middle. An intro with the title shows up on the screen...transitioning to a backdrop of the same logo, with Sora, standing in place.

 

Sora: Holy smokes, baloney, fudge and mustard, stop the presses and stop the internet!! If you are a member of KH13, and are loading this up your internet machine....you're here. Now, stand, the F**K UP!!

 

(No one stands up. Not even the cast members off screen watching)

 

Sora: -__-....Well, anyways....welcome to 5 Questions With The Kingdom Hearts Cast....where the most important questions on the face of this planet are answered....these, my friends (holds up paper) are the questions. And we (spreads arms out) We...have the answers....the answers to existance! (raises fist)

 

Riku: (Off-stage): By God, you're a ham.

 

Sora: (looks to Riku): By God, you're a homo.

 

(off-screen cast "OOOOHHHH"s in unison.)

 

Riku: -__-....just start the f*king show.

 

Sora: Alrighty then! First question....

 

(record skip, pause)

 

Hi, Firaga96. You know, I was going to make up stuff at this point, but then i thought, "Hey, why not get some actual questions going?"

 

So, KH13.com, I'm leaving the rest to you. Post some questions, being about anything you want to ask Sora, and once I get five, I'll continue the story from there. If you didn't get your question in, you can always ask another one for another character.

Edited October 14, 201213 yr by Firaga96

I DON'T CARE YOU NEVER USED IT BACK THEN, SO MINE HAD TIME TO CANCEL YOURS FIRST

I CAN DELY IT FOR HOWEVER LONG AS I WANT, AND SO I STILL VETO, YOU ARE LIKE A TOWN AND I AM LIKE THE PRESEDENT, I OUTCLASS YOU!

I CAN DELY IT FOR HOWEVER LONG AS I WANT, AND SO I STILL VETO, YOU ARE LIKE A TOWN AND I AM LIKE THE PRESEDENT, I OUTCLASS YOU!

NO, I AM LIKE THE GOVERNMENT, WHILE YOU ARE LIKE THE COUNTRY, SO I OUTCLASS YOU!! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP.

NO, I AM LIKE THE GOVERNMENT, WHILE YOU ARE LIKE THE COUNTRY, SO I OUTCLASS YOU!! I WILL NEVER GIVE UP.

I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE IF YOU DON'T, AND I AM THE U.S.A TO JAPAN, I OUT LASS YOU!

I WILL DESTROY THE MULTIVERSE IF YOU DON'T, AND I AM THE U.S.A TO JAPAN, I OUT LASS YOU!

I WILL DESTROY THE OMNIVERSE IF YOU DON'T LET ME BE YOUR BROTHER, AND I AM THE OMNIVERSE TIMES INFINITY TO YOU AS THE US, I OUTCLASS YOU!!!

I WILL DESTROY THE OMNIVERSE IF YOU DON'T LET ME BE YOUR BROTHER, AND I AM THE OMNIVERSE TIMES INFINITY TO YOU AS THE US, I OUTCLASS YOU!!!

You forced my hand. I hold in my hand a negative matter atom-hydrogen bomb. I WILL RESET THE MULTIVERSE NOW! *uses bomb, which travels so far beyond the speed of lint nothing that has ever existed could outspeed it*

You forced my hand. I hold in my hand a negative matter atom-hydrogen bomb. I WILL RESET THE MULTIVERSE NOW! *uses bomb, which travels so far beyond the speed of lint nothing that has ever existed could outspeed it*

*grabs bomb and uses my power to absorb, becoming super charged with power*

No.

*Uses power to unleash a homing negative matter kamehameha, which hones in on you and you cannot unrun nor absorb it. It hits, transporting you to the realm of darkness, and trapping you there, killing you if you try to escape because the energy resonates inside of you*

*grabs bomb and uses my power to absorb, becoming super charged with power*No.*Uses power to unleash a homing negative matter kamehameha, which hones in on you and you cannot unrun nor absorb it. It hits, transporting you to the realm of darkness, and trapping you there, killing you if you try to escape because the energy resonates inside of you*

You do know that anti matter is negative matter, right? Any contact with any positive elements instantly causes a rip in space and time. And the bomb has enough antimatter that it will cause the entire universe to explode, so you just failed.

You do know that anti matter is negative matter, right? Any contact with any positive elements instantly causes a rip in space and time. And the bomb has enough antimatter that it will cause the entire universe to explode, so you just failed.

No, i didn't fail because i have the power of parunga and the saiyans inside of me, and i can manipulate the rules of time and space, so i can change the elements of the Negative matter into a positive matter energy beam, which i fired at you and sent you into the Realm of Darkness. You sir, underestimated my power.

No, i didn't fail because i have the power of parunga and the saiyans inside of me, and i can manipulate the rules of time and space, so i can change the elements of the Negative matter into a positive matter energy beam, which i fired at you and sent you into the Realm of Darkness. You sir, underestimated my power.

And its impossible to move fast enough to do that. Even the most advanced brain in any creature cannot react fast enough.

Guys, stop fighting.

Guys, stop fighting.

Never.

Guys, take this fight to the PM. This topic is for asking questions to the KH cast.

Guys, take this fight to the PM. This topic is for asking questions to the KH cast.

But this is to entertain all till the next episode!

oh so this is actually entertainment? Not an actual argument?

oh so this is actually entertainment? Not an actual argument?

Yeah, that's why its just us arguing over who is the son of a giant wish granting dragon!

(sigh) I'm staying out of this.... (I must be the only sane person in this thread)

(sigh) I'm staying out of this.... (I must be the only sane person in this thread)

Sane? Ha, such a thing dosenot exist on KH13

..... There's always a bit of insanity in all of us... (dafuq? did I just quote something from the Soul Eater series)

..... There's always a bit of insanity in all of us... (dafuq? did I just quote something from the Soul Eater series)

The Keshin

well, looks like I'm Factored....

well, looks like I'm Factored....

Yup yup. *shoots you with a ki blast*

HEY. GUYS. SHUT THE F**K UP. -_-

 

HEY. GUYS. SHUT THE F**K UP. -_-

THEN MAKE NEW EPISODE!

THEN MAKE NEW EPISODE!

 

DON'T RUSH ME, BOY! I'm dealing with personal shit right now!

GUYS! YOU DEALING WITH FIRAGA IN HIS PICCOLO FORM. DONT FACTOR WITH HIM!!