(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

Because Eraqus raped him for years without Terra and Aqua ever finding out. Then Eraqus also beat him after every rape.

 

Why did Terra and Ven's keyblades come flying past Aqua in the RoD?

Because they just wanted to. Isn't that always the answer in the end? 8)

 

 

Why isn't Riku's orgy coat piiiiink?

 

;

 

PS; cupcakes~

Because you know why......

 

 

Why can't Epic just be in one KH game, other than the opinion of rather it looks good or not.

I dunno. This is riku related?

 

Why does Riku look *MUCH* older than 16 to me in kh2 and days?

:blink:

Because the darkness aged him to look like a 20 year old male with a plethora of hairstyles.

 

 

 

Why did Ven have the dark half of his heart taken away?

Because Terra needed it to make his not-yet-shown-nobody "whole". I actually read it on the kh13 wiki I found once! yes, kh13 has a wiki. lol

 

Why do Ventus and Roxas look so alike?

Because they are actually the same person who has traveled through time to try meeting themselves where destiny calls.

 

 

 

Why does Terra bestow the power of the Keyblade on Riku?

Because he knew it'd get Riku all the chicks even faster 8)

 

Why does Ansem possess Riku in KH1?

because riku got on Saturday night live

 

why didn't Donald just kill soras heartless in kh1?

Because he can't kill or do anything. He just sits there looking around in space.

 

Why does Ginnie have legs at the end of Algebra's world story in KH1, but doesn't whenever you summon him or in any other game?

Because he became a ghost dog-effected neutral chao (ever played Sonic Adventure 2: Battle?) somehow when he became a summon.

 

Why does Riku have bunny ears in my avatar? (lets try something not so ovious as the anwser... )

Edited May 29, 201312 yr by ~DawnStar2004~

Because Riku's dad had a wild night with Jessica Rabbit.

 

 

Who's the tallest Org. member and why?

Roxas. Its clear to see why. You know why?

 

 

Cuz he's THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST. Just look at the hair color. It says all...

 

 

 

 

Why did I mension a non-kh series in the above spoiler tag?

Because you are a loser

 

 

Why does Sora have on a goofy face at the end of KH3D

Because he's really Goofy (his friend) (somehow ) 8D

 

Why aren't Donald and Goofy both mice?

Because they pushed it with transforming into Halloween Town monsters and sea creatures in Atlantica.

 

 

 

Why does Xion ignore Axel and Roxas in TWTN in Days?

Because neither of them are the type of guy she'd go out with 8D

 

What was the first actual Nintendo-theme world you could visit in the kh games?

Miifaceuniverse

 

Why dose Sora sound like a prick with a new voice actor.

Because the new voice acter needs to cut down on all the fizzy drinks & belching his ABCs.

 

 

Why does Young Xehanort accept the offer to be a bad guy with Ansem: Seeker of Darkness?

Because all of the black people in KH are already on the bad side.

 

 

Why didn't Demyx get more screentime?

Because nobody likes him 8D

 

 

Why doesn't Xehanort apperently have his own Keyblade? (from what i've seen)

Because nobody likes him 8DWhy doesn't Xehanort apperently have his own Keyblade? (from what i've seen)

Because he ate Aqua and absorbed her powers.

You asked no question, so....

 

Why does riku make girls so horny irl?

Because he has the moves like Jagger

 

Why can't you play as Kairi?

Because the creators are sexist bulls*it artists >_> >_>;

 

Why am I starting to kinda crush on Young Xehanort a bit, as well as good 'ol riku, now?

o-o;