(Excuse me if a game like this somehow existed. I tried searching it.

 

 

Ok, this is a game of wrong answers. Someone asks a KH related question, and then the next poster gives a wrong  and/or  silly answer. The game continues as each new poster posts a kh-related question.  The questions can be "canon" or fandom stuff.   The answers can be as silly  as you want them to be. 

 

Example:

 

Q: "You are the one who will open the door" to what?

 

 

A: The bathroom. You need a keyblade for that.

angry llamas ate their old clothes, so they were forced to put on something else

 

Why does Vanitas have black hair?

Because he wanted to become Zekrom, but his wish never came true so he changed his hair to black to make him feel better

 

 

Why does Alyson make the best Xion while Hayden makes the best Kairi?

Because Alyson and Hayden are Xion and Kairi's Nobodys.

 

 

Why does Axel have purple tear marks on his cheeks?

Because he used to be part of a rock band until he became a nobody

 

 

Why is it I like Xion and Namine more than Kairi and Aqua

Because...

and 42. And Spongebob.

 

Yes, none of it makes any sense.

 

 

Whats the weirdest KH glitch you ever encountered?

The one where nothing happens.

 

 

 

How does Vanitas fit all his aerodynamic hair into his helmet?

He's Super Man. Duh.

 

Why does he like to be refered to as "Ven" in the story?

:huh:

Because it's a pet name and he's their lost puppy.

 

 

 

Why does everyone in the game seem to like sea salt ice cream?

Because they never tried chocolate, I guess?

 

Why is Xehanort such an evil genious?

Because he is heartless and doesn't know anything due to that fact thus making him an evil genius of darkness.

 

 

Why was there a rainbow money heartless you had to fight in KH3D?

Because fighting it made you super rich enough to retire from the adventure early

 

 

Why was TWEWY in KH3D?

Because its so awesome it can do that

 

Why couldn't I beat KH3D?

Because you weren't trying enough

 

 

Why is Mysterious Figure in BBS much taller than Young Xehanort even though they are the same person?

Because....its........YOUR GOD FATHER!!! muwahahahaha!

 

Why do I think i'm the most hyper person on this forum sometimes? o_O; (yes, this is kh related 'cuz i'm a member of this forum )

Because you want attention WHY DID THAT SOUND SO MEAN IM SO SORRY DAWN

 

Why did the Gummi ship get swallowed by a whale in one of the worlds?

Because Monstro was hungry for a gummi ship instead of a wooden ship with a goldfish aboard it.

 

 

 

Why does Neku check Sora's hand in DDD?

To see if he is wearing a wedding ring (Start the shipping)

 

 

Why did Xemneas asked Roxas if he remembered his true name

Because he wanted to make name tags.

Who is going to replace Sora in KH3 when he unavoidably gets sick with the bronchitis?

Sweet Brown and Gozille

 

 

Why did I see a ad on YouTube for KH1.5

Sora paid them a bunch of munny to feature ads for his game.

 

Why doesn't Goofy's hat fall off during battle?

Better question is why would it

 

 

Why does Goofy shout out "oil" alot in KH2

Because "hyuck" would've sounded wrong.

 

 

Why don't we see Jimminy unless the journal is mentioned?

What are you talking about? Jimmy is really Sora making himself the true hero.

 

 

Why isn't Samuel L Jackson voice a character in KH?

Because the only lightsaber character in KH is Xemnas's voice (his name escapes me at the moment O_o)

 

 

 

Why does Sora fight Sephiroth?

Because he wanted to prove that he could take Sephiroth down without the help of anyone

 

 

Why isn't Spongebob in KH?