Hello I'm Eterna and I'm 100% positive everyone has eaten Cornflakes once or twice in there life.

 

As you may well know as soon as you pour milk onto Cornflakes its a race against time, for if you take too long the cornflakes will turn into a disgusting mushy paste. And theres nothing worse than mushy cornflakes amiright??

 

So hopefully this small guide will give you helpful hints and tips to most effectivly eat you're cornflakes.

 

Tip#1- Make sure that you have measured the exact quantity of cornflakes you will be noming, I cannot stress how useful knowing your cornflake intake is!!!

 

Tip#2- As in step one make sure you have as much milk as cornflakes. THE MILK AND CORNFLAKE RATIO MUST BE THE SAME!!!

 

Tip#3- Do some Beforehand planning, make sure you have a safety number as I like to call it. What I mean by this is that say my number is 5, that means with each spoonful of cornflakes I must have atleast 5 pieces of cornflakes on my spoon. An less will upset the balance and you'll end up with soggy cereal, anymore is fine.

 

Tip#4- Practice makes perfect! make sure you spend atleast 30mins a day practicing eating cornflakes in a set time limit, if you can finish them in 5mins you're golden, if it takes 10 you need more practice. (make sure you have a cornflake buddy, eating them this fast can make you choke)

 

Tip#5- Just dont eat cornflakes. there a plenty of other cereals to eat.Eating cornflakes is a SKILL that takes TIME and COMITMENT!

 

Thats is the end of Eternas guide to eating Cornflakes.

This guide would be a lot helpfull if I didn't hate cornflakes.

This guide would be a lot helpfull if I didn't hate cornflakes.

 

Do you like Frosted flakes?? same rules aplly.

Thanks for the info on cornflakessss!!!!!!

I don't like any tipe of cereal

OMG, this is actually helpful...

Eterna?

You are an epic person

OMG, this is actually helpful...

Eterna?

You are an epic person

 

:heart: I always seek to be helpful. Being epic is just a side affect

Oh man, this is gonna be super useful. I always eat up those Honey Stars first, then I drink the milk <--- Do not try this, because if you do, you can't enjoy your cereal lol

My brother eats cereal,you're so cool.

lol thanks for the help with eating cornflakes!!

would this apply to lucky charms?

I have been enlightened. I must go practice this method.

would this apply to lucky charms?

 

Lucky charms are a whole different issue.

There is always more cereal than marshmellows so you must do alot of confuseing math in order to determine the proper ratio of cereal to marshmellows.

I must now go eat cornflakes >