So, after Sora defeats the KoopaNorts and Master Xehanort at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3, I believe he'll fall into a deep depression after realizing he's destroyed hundreds and thousands of creatures, murdered several men, and several children's cartoon characters. He'll take up heavy drinking to numb the emotional pain that comes with murder. His drinking will lead to several problems, and he'll get into an abusive relationship with Kairi. Kairi, fed up with Sora's abuse and "Having light in your heart is good" BS, will leave Sora for someone much more chill, RIku. Sora, accelerated into a further depression by the breakup, will call up Mickey and they'll go get wasted at the Disney Strip Joint. Realizing they're completely intoxicated and unable to drive, they decide that they have to get the Gummi Ship home somehow. Sora takes the wheel and a little bit into driving, gets pulled over and arrested for DUI, and Mickey for possession of Marijuana. They both go to jail and the other inmates, turned on by Sora's bigass shoes, steal them and attempt to violate him. Sora summons his Keyblade and knocks one of them out cold, then uses the key to unlock the prison cell. Sora attempts to climb the fence, but is shot dead by a guard on his way up. Mickey witnessed the whole event and after he gets out of prison, starts binge drinking in an attempt to compensate for his now pathetic life. The moral of the story is, if a giant firetrucking key appears in your hands, simply set it down and walk away. Otherwise, you'll end up completely decimating the lives and goals of anyone who doesn't share the same viewpoint as you, and you'll die a violent death in prison.
So, after Sora defeats the KoopaNorts and Master Xehanort at the end of Kingdom Hearts 3, I believe he'll fall into a deep depression after realizing he's destroyed hundreds and thousands of creatures, murdered several men, and several children's cartoon characters. He'll take up heavy drinking to numb the emotional pain that comes with murder. His drinking will lead to several problems, and he'll get into an abusive relationship with Kairi. Kairi, fed up with Sora's abuse and "Having light in your heart is good" BS, will leave Sora for someone much more chill, RIku. Sora, accelerated into a further depression by the breakup, will call up Mickey and they'll go get wasted at the Disney Strip Joint. Realizing they're completely intoxicated and unable to drive, they decide that they have to get the Gummi Ship home somehow. Sora takes the wheel and a little bit into driving, gets pulled over and arrested for DUI, and Mickey for possession of Marijuana. They both go to jail and the other inmates, turned on by Sora's bigass shoes, steal them and attempt to violate him. Sora summons his Keyblade and knocks one of them out cold, then uses the key to unlock the prison cell. Sora attempts to climb the fence, but is shot dead by a guard on his way up. Mickey witnessed the whole event and after he gets out of prison, starts binge drinking in an attempt to compensate for his now pathetic life. The moral of the story is, if a giant firetrucking key appears in your hands, simply set it down and walk away. Otherwise, you'll end up completely decimating the lives and goals of anyone who doesn't share the same viewpoint as you, and you'll die a violent death in prison.
Don't drink and drive.
Edited by Master Juan