This is just a little game/interactive story that I came up with to try and pass the time. Hopefully, we'll be able to take this farther than just post 1.

 

The whole adventure works like this: I will present you with an image and a subtitle describing that image. After that, there will be several choices about what will transpire next. Anyone is free to choose what course of action will be taken, but whether the desired effect takes place or not is up in the air.

 

If you don't understand, then don't worry. Things should hopefully clear up as the game gets underway.

 

So, without further ado, let's begin.

 

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                                                                 You find yourself in a mysterious room.

 

                                                                        You don't remember who you are.

 

                                                                                   What will you do?

 

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A. Check Inventory

 

B. Investigate Cows

 

C. Investigate Multi-Colored Room

 

D. Investigate Farm

 

E. Turn Around

 

F. Break Glass Withholding Lava And Commit Suicide

A. Check inventory

A. check inventory

A. Check Inventory.

A. Check Inventory.

D. Investigate Farm. Seems like what most people would do if they were clueless.

Investigate Inventory./derped because above post

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Guest

A: Check Inventory

 

Of course, In situations such as this, it's always important to know exactly what you have at your disposal. Unfortunately, most of your belongings seem to be rather useless. Your BUILDING BLOCKS include: 2 GRASS BLOCKS, 1 piece of ordinary STONE, 1 piece of NETHER BRICK, 1 set of STONE BRICK STAIRS, 1 piece of JUNGLE WOOD PLANKS, another of OAK WOOD PLANKS, 1 STONE SLAB, 1 piece of OBSIDIAN, and 1 BLOCK OF IRON. Since most of these blocks only come in sets of one, they obviously won't be of much use to you. Surprisingly, you are actually in possession of the rather rare building materials Block of Iron and Obsidian. You suppose that the Block of iron could be useful later on, if you ever needed to break it up into regular iron. Obsidian is nigh-indestructible, yeah, but you obviously won't be able to make a shelter with only one piece. So yeah, most of that's useless.

 

On a brighter note, there are some other things in your inventory that could prove to be phenomenally useful. The DIAMOND SWORD on your toolbar is sure to come in handy if you ever run into something that needs a good old dose of slayin'.That door won't be very useful, unless you find the sudden urge to walk through something. Same goes for those signs, only not the walking through part because that would be stupid.

 

That BUSHEL OF WHEAT won't do you much good, since starting a farm is busy work, and you've got other, far more important things to be doing. Like the thing you're doing right now. Which is completely necessary.

 

Surprisingly, you have a massive amount of STEAK in your inventory. More than enough to last you several days. That's a bit of a relief; seems like you won't have to worry about starving to death for a while. "What about dehydration" you may ask? Silly, your race doesn't need water to survive. The only sustenance you require is MEAT. This is an unshakable fact.

 

Arguably the best feature of this package is the FULL SET OF ARMOR neatly tucked in the corner. To make things even better, the armor is almost completely diamond! The only exception is the helmet, which for some reason is gold. Oh well, whatever.

 

You should probably equip this right away, but you instead decide to hold off on it like an idiot. You may be asking yourself, why exactly? Well, that's obvious. An idiot never needs a reason.

 

Oh, and your entire body is a question mark. Why? Because even you are not ready to look at yourself.

 

What will you do?

 

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A: Equip Armor

 

B. Eat Steak

 

C. Use Sign to Write A Humorous Message

 

D. Investigate Cows

 

E. Investigate Multi-Colored Room

 

F. Investigate Farm

 

G. Turn Around

 

H. Break Glass Withholding Lava And Commit Suicide

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Mr. Mancer

A. Equip armor

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Weiss

A. equip armor

ARMOR_

A: Equip Armor

 

This is so much better. You have no idea why you didn't do this in the first place. Oh yeah, it might be because it COMPLETELY RUINS YOUR MYSTERIOUS VISAGE.

 

Oh well, you win some you lose some.

 

What will you do now?

 

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A. Eat Steak

 

B. Use Sign to Write A Humorous Message

 

C. Investigate Cows

 

D. Investigate Multi-Colored Room

 

E. Investigate Farm

 

F. Turn Around

 

G. Break Glass Withholding Lava And Commit Suicide

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Mr. Mancer

D. Investigate Multi-Colored Room

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Noobles

D. investigate multi-colored room

Break glass and suicide. Gold has a decent melting point temp and diamonds are indestructible.

D: Investigate Multi-Colored Room

 

Enough of that tomfoolery. It's time to get serious. And in order to do that, you head to the very colorful and horribly un-aligned MULTI-COLORED ROOM. I mean, really now. How can you possibly get any more serious than a room comprised of half the colors of the rainbow? Yes, that's right. Half.

 

Oh who are you kidding? This place wasn't even serious enough to invest in the full palette. That's a new level of apathy that you had never thought possible. It is 100% guaranteed that whomever built this room, they clearly had no love in their heart. How sad.

 

Oh wait. You forgot to look up at the ceiling. Turns out, this room IS comprised of all the colors of the rainbow. Then there might still be some hope for the tortured soul who built this place. Your heart is filled with warmth at the comforting thought.

 

What will you do now?

 

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A: Inspect Poorly Made Enchantment Table

 

B: Use Furnace

 

C: Inspect Cauldrons

 

D: Inspect Brewing Stands

 

E: Turn Back

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Mr. Mancer

D. inspect brewing stands

D: Inspect Brewing Stands

D. Inspect Brewing Stands

 

Whatever these do, they probably won't be of any use to you. "Brewing" requires "Brewable Materials", and you don't think that mixing your blocks of dirt with a pile of steak is a very good idea.

 

You un-eventfully make your way back to the entrance of the room.

 

 

What will you do now?

 

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A: Inspect Poorly Made Enchantment Table

 

B: Use Furnace

 

C: Inspect Cauldrons

 

D: Turn Back

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Mr. Mancer

A: Inspect Poorly Made Enchantment Table

 

Looks like something is inside. I don't know

D: Turn Back

A: Inspect poorly made enchantment table..

yawn...

A. Inspect Poorly Made Enchantment Table

 

Look at this. The sight alone brings you to tears. What pitiful, monstrous noob could have possibly fallen to such a depraved level? For a moment, the thought of abandoning everything and running for safety briefly crosses your mind. But no. You won't stand for this. These people have to be stopped. And you have to stop them.

 

...FIRST off, building a bookshelf right next to four furnaces is a universally terrible idea. That would have been enough, but NO. Whatever monster that built this abomination actually went out of their way to make the surrounding floor wood as well! They must be trying to spite you.

 

Secondly, you can't place bookshelves right next to the Enchantment Table. You just can't. There needs to be AT LEAST one block of air in-between the bookshelves and the table itself. If they're even the tiniest bit closer, you can kiss those level 30 enchantments goodbye. It's so simple. HOW can no one get this!?

 

You won't even waste anymore time with this thing. There is clearly nothing of value here.

 

With a bitter taste in your mouth, you grudgingly make your way back to the entrance.

 

 

 

What will you do now?

 

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A: Turn Back

 

B: Use Furnace

 

C: Inspect Cauldrons

Edited March 31, 201312 yr by Mr. Mancer

A: Turn Back

Use furnace. We no need no water let the mother firetrucker burn_

B