Every generation has its masterpiece. Every so often, a move - no, a piece of art, comes along and forever changes how we view the modern world, and opens our eyes to new and fantastic ways to find enjoyment in our lives. This generation has that piece of art, in the form of an ensemble comedy that has been given the name Movie 43, in the vain hope that us mere mortals can comprehend just what the movie contains. With the movie having been out for some time now, I chose not to see it for I was foolish enough to believe everyone who said it was a piece of shit unlike that which the world has been exposed to, but make no mistake: these naysayers are fools who cannot possibly comprehend the brilliance of this masterpiece. Allow me to explain why, in my comeback review.
Keep in mind that this is MY review. Your opinion may very well differ from mine. Though it won't. This move is just that amazing.
Story
At first this movie might seem like a series of unrelated sketches driven purely by star talent and nothing more, but you can cast those fears aside. Movie 43 tells the compelling story of a man who has written a script for a movie, and is given to a studio executive to look over and decide whether he should approve or not. Those sketches that we are then shown, are actually the script for the movie that is being presented to the studio. Yep, we've got some Inception shit going on here, but Inception could only hope to match the brilliance of Movie 43.
Yes, the story may seem simple, but after great thought, I've decided that not only is this not the case, but this may be one of the greatest cinematic stories ever presented, showing that we, the consumers, often have little appreciation for the work that those with millions of dollars do. So quick are we to judge, those with more money, condemning them to being greedy and unoriginal and only caring about money, but this movie dismisses those stereotypes, for once portraying the execs as real, human beings who have their own share of problems to deal with. And for that, I applaud Movie 43 for its ambition that has so clearly payed off.
Acting
I'm honestly not even going to bother mentioning the cast, because this movie is bursting out the ass with high profile stars. And it is very easy to see why every one of these big name stars would want to be a part of such a masterpiece, as obviously everyone on the planet would be honoured to be a part of it, but these actors do their best to make this movie even better than it already was. I shed a tear, the acting was so beautiful. I dare anyone to find an example of better acting, and for those of you who can, exile yourselves forever, for you are traitors to this fine planet we live on.
Presentation
Much like any modern masterpiece, it can faulter if not presented in the most graceful of ways. Thankfully, Movie 43 delivers on the presentation side as well, choosing the "sketch comedy" format that only a select few will understand and properly see as majestic. Do not let your eyes decieve you, for this is truely spectacular. I truly have never seen a movie presented so well in my life. From the medium, to the setup, to the score, all the right notes are hit, and played an extra 54398207542095720 times for good measure.
Verdict
Now, to your surprise, I am not giving this my highest rating of "Awesome!!!" The reason: such a word cannot describe the awesomeness this movie secretes. No word does, but I shall try my best to give a rating that properly conveys this rating. I give Movie 43:
THE RATING OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd normally ask here if you agree or disagree, but seeing as how you all obviously see the brilliance in this movie, we can all agree on this ranking. So I will end it here.
baylaust out.
Seriously though, Movie 43 was firetrucking garbage.
Every generation has its masterpiece. Every so often, a move - no, a piece of art, comes along and forever changes how we view the modern world, and opens our eyes to new and fantastic ways to find enjoyment in our lives. This generation has that piece of art, in the form of an ensemble comedy that has been given the name Movie 43, in the vain hope that us mere mortals can comprehend just what the movie contains. With the movie having been out for some time now, I chose not to see it for I was foolish enough to believe everyone who said it was a piece of shit unlike that which the world has been exposed to, but make no mistake: these naysayers are fools who cannot possibly comprehend the brilliance of this masterpiece. Allow me to explain why, in my comeback review.
Keep in mind that this is MY review. Your opinion may very well differ from mine. Though it won't. This move is just that amazing.
Story
At first this movie might seem like a series of unrelated sketches driven purely by star talent and nothing more, but you can cast those fears aside. Movie 43 tells the compelling story of a man who has written a script for a movie, and is given to a studio executive to look over and decide whether he should approve or not. Those sketches that we are then shown, are actually the script for the movie that is being presented to the studio. Yep, we've got some Inception shit going on here, but Inception could only hope to match the brilliance of Movie 43.
Yes, the story may seem simple, but after great thought, I've decided that not only is this not the case, but this may be one of the greatest cinematic stories ever presented, showing that we, the consumers, often have little appreciation for the work that those with millions of dollars do. So quick are we to judge, those with more money, condemning them to being greedy and unoriginal and only caring about money, but this movie dismisses those stereotypes, for once portraying the execs as real, human beings who have their own share of problems to deal with. And for that, I applaud Movie 43 for its ambition that has so clearly payed off.
Acting
I'm honestly not even going to bother mentioning the cast, because this movie is bursting out the ass with high profile stars. And it is very easy to see why every one of these big name stars would want to be a part of such a masterpiece, as obviously everyone on the planet would be honoured to be a part of it, but these actors do their best to make this movie even better than it already was. I shed a tear, the acting was so beautiful. I dare anyone to find an example of better acting, and for those of you who can, exile yourselves forever, for you are traitors to this fine planet we live on.
Presentation
Much like any modern masterpiece, it can faulter if not presented in the most graceful of ways. Thankfully, Movie 43 delivers on the presentation side as well, choosing the "sketch comedy" format that only a select few will understand and properly see as majestic. Do not let your eyes decieve you, for this is truely spectacular. I truly have never seen a movie presented so well in my life. From the medium, to the setup, to the score, all the right notes are hit, and played an extra 54398207542095720 times for good measure.
Verdict
Now, to your surprise, I am not giving this my highest rating of "Awesome!!!" The reason: such a word cannot describe the awesomeness this movie secretes. No word does, but I shall try my best to give a rating that properly conveys this rating. I give Movie 43:
THE RATING OF THE GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd normally ask here if you agree or disagree, but seeing as how you all obviously see the brilliance in this movie, we can all agree on this ranking. So I will end it here.
baylaust out.
Seriously though, Movie 43 was firetrucking garbage.
Edited by baylaust