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Worship celebration for the Three Goddesses tomorrow.

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Din created the earth and she is the fire god. So its just logical that we worship her by burning people alive. We abandon children in the forest, to show our love for Farore. And as for Nayru... We don't kill anyone, because she created everyone, and because we kill everyone for the other two, in order to celebrate her, we drown the other two goddesses. Celebration starts tomorrow.

We'll meet in Pallet town. Arceus is hosting the celebration. Arceus
also has another special plan for Nayru that he hasn't told us yet.
GLaDOS will be there as well. She loves murder.

King of the Cosmos is not going to be able to make it, as he is dead. His death is unknown, but we're sure it has something to deal with Pokémon.


Amaterasu will be there, however, on a post. Arceus told us that Amaterasu planned to kill him along with the three goddesses before hand.

RSPV if you're coming.

We will be serving fried Cucco and boiled Corphish. As a side dish, we are eating Deku tree bark, soaked in the blood of the Gerudu. GLaDOS is bringing a special cake for us as well. You're free to bring any drink you wish, however, we will be serving the blood of Kratos as a refreshment, if you prefer.

Want to bring your own sacrifice? You can! Just go out, and kill one of the following:

  • Alduin
  • Dibella
  • Herma-Mora
  • Jhunal
  • Kyne
  • Mara
  • Mauloch
  • Orkey
  • Shor
  • Stuhn
  • Tsun
  • Hylia
  • Majora
  • Solaris

Any other Video Game Diety.

We hope to see you there!
2:00pm, EST time.

(please note that this is for fun. I'm christian/Judaic myself.)

Edited by Tycen

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So, the insane part of the internet has spread to KH13. Very well. We must prepare for battle.

That's just weird as hell

Why do we keep inviting GLaDoS to these parties? She keeps talking like she'll bring cake (And make our mouths water at the thought of it), but she lies and never brings it!

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Why do we keep inviting GLaDoS to these parties? She keeps talking like she'll bring cake (And make our mouths water at the thought of it), but she lies and never brings it!

I know. That's why I put Chell in charge of making sure she brings it. If she doesn't comply, Chell will end her :)

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