So I'm in town, and I decide... "Hey, my life isn't ruined enough. Let's stop at a Gamestop."

So I stroll down the isles... and I find a couple of games that deserve my money. I walk up to the counter...

and I set the games down... and everything is swell. And I get a cashier that I have seen before. A girl.

An adorkably sexy girl. She says "do you have your Gamestop Powerup rewards card with you today?" And I do.

 

And now some information...

I use this wallet: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1/189-2330378-9855869?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=aluminum+wallet

See the slots? I find this convenient. But sometimes I need to put things in the same slot as other things.

I also keep my phone number written down on a piece of paper. Why? For my own personal reference, because I'm a derp butt and forget all the time.

 

Guess what was in the same slot as my rewards card. GUESS. Yep. My phone number.

 

Do you know what force of physics decided to make me its bitch today? Yep. Friction.

 

I set my power up rewards card down on the counter. She picks it up. And there's my phone number, lying there, face up, staring at her.

If she actually saw it, then there is no way in hell that she thought anything other then I was trying to hit on her. That is mortifying...

What's worse, is that I didn't even realize it was there until 15 seconds later. Do you have any idea how embarassing that is? I have zero self esteem, so I can't believe that I look anything close to desirable. I'm the kid you'd pick last. I'm the nobody. And here I am, accidentally trying to hit on a girl.

 

Faux pas to infinity and beyond.

 

BUT, there is a trade off here... DO YOU KNOW HOW PLAYA THAT IS? If I had meant to do that, then that is probably the smoothest damn thing I've ever done. So... wait... no, it isn't a trade off... because now the most embarassing thing I've ever done AND the smoothest thing I've ever done but didn't mean to do happened simultaneously..

 

It is a trick to remember. And I'm telling all the dudes out there, you are allowed to use it. It's probably something you've already figured out, but regardless, I'm gonna act like a pioneer here. Gotta give me something as a trade off for my terror.

Hahaha. That's awesome man. Maybe you'll get a phone call.

 

By the way. What games did you get?

will this work with guys

Hahaha. That's awesome man. Maybe you'll get a phone call.

 

By the way. What games did you get?

Ratchet and Clank HD Collection, Sly Cooper HD collection, and the Orange Box. I'd say that 11 awesome games probably makes it worthwhile, but hey.

 

And you guys just gotta know that this is something she talked about in the break room... "Guys, there was this customer that came in today who tried to slip me his number..." "that creep!" "I know, right?"

Truthfully, its probably something she forgot about in the next five minutes, but I'm to pessimistic to believe that.

 

will this work with guys

Yeah. It would work to the MAX with guys.

Ratchet and Clank HD Collection, Sly Cooper HD collection, and the Orange Box. I'd say that 11 awesome games probably makes it worthwhile, but hey.

 

And you guys just gotta know that this is something she talked about in the break room... "Guys, there was this customer that came in today who tried to slip me his number..." "that creep!" "I know, right?"

Truthfully, its probably something she forgot about in the next five minutes, but I'm to pessimistic to believe that.

 

Yeah. It would work to the MAX with guys.

you just gotta laugh at it man. Because that's priceless.

you just gotta laugh at it man. Because that's priceless.

... it is pretty priceless.

I have to try this!!

if i ever be a gamestore clerk...

 

 

I'll remember this <:

if i ever be a gamestore clerk...

 

 

I'll remember this <:

How would you make use of it as a clerk... it's the customer who pulls the trick.

How would you make use of it as a clerk... it's the customer who pulls the trick.

 

oh no i'd be giggling at every other guy who tries to pull off what you did