SO TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SQUAIDS? ARE YOUR NEW PATCHES OF FUR CAUSING YOU ANY DISCOMFORT? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
Wait... what do you mean you don't have fur?
And what do you mean you're not sexually attracted to acorns? What the fcuk are you talking about, you don't have a tail? These are the symptoms. Why aren't you showing the symptoms... YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SYMPTOMS.
SO TELL ME, HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR SQUAIDS? ARE YOUR NEW PATCHES OF FUR CAUSING YOU ANY DISCOMFORT? I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
Wait... what do you mean you don't have fur?
And what do you mean you're not sexually attracted to acorns? What the fcuk are you talking about, you don't have a tail? These are the symptoms. Why aren't you showing the symptoms... YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SYMPTOMS.
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Something has gone terribly wrong with the plan.