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hi! i'm gonna try to every now and then post a story that i experienced and make it kinda like a series. here goes.

 

i just walked into science class and everyone was talking with my science teacher. (i'm just going to call him mr. kinjin [to avoid privacy violations this was not his real name])

sometime we have a conversation before we get to the actual class part and today was one of those days.

we were all talking with mr. kinjin and the subject shifted to abnoctiosness.

mr. kinjin brought up his toddler doughter on with her toy pony. her toy pony just kept sayin "my pony pony pony! yay!" (stuff like that.)

he said it was cute the first 3000 time but the moment it struck 3001 it was abnoctios. so shabat was coming (shabat is a day for jews when you cant use electronics witch some people [including me] dont follow.) mr. kinjin's doughter kept using her pony nd it was so irratating. so the night before shabat he took the batts out as a excuse to stop the madness. (i'm not sure if he follows shabat anyway tho but if he didnt it wound make it all the funnier.) so the next morning mr. kinjin said that his doughter was whaling and crying about her pony. she said "daddy, my pony doesent work." and mr kinjin responded with "pony doesent work on shabat." of course she kept whaling so he offered a book to her. the doughter said "could we to the book that talks when you push a button?" he replied with "the talking also doesent work on shabat." at that moment i said "here have a plastic bag to play with." trying to be funny simulating a horrible dad. all the sudden everyone started cracking up (including me.) mr. kinjin said "thats cruel! imagine if i said "heres a plastic bag and some rat poisen. have fun!"" and for the rest of class i was cracking up.

 

tell me what you thought

and before anyone asks yes we did actually get to the class part.

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Hahaha well that was interesting. :P

 

MORE BENNY STORIES PLEASE!

With my nephew's toys, we will open the toy and put tape over the speakers to muffle the sound.  But I guess a bat would work too.

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With my nephew's toys, we will open the toy and put tape over the speakers to muffle the sound.  But I guess a bat would work too.

i meant he took out the batteries.

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