Oh, hello I didn’t see you there

Would you kindly sit in this chair

It has been long since I had a visit

Please, if you’d like, have a biscuit

 

We’re going to have so much fun today

And to be honest, you’re pretty okay

I think that we should play a game

I’ll explain it if you’d sit near the flame

 

Now, now there is no point in running

Do you really think you’re that cunning

Just to let you know, I locked the door

I don’t want the neighbors to hear you roar

 

I know that by now that you’re very confused

Look, your left arm is bruised

It’s always good to meet a new friend

And I’m very sorry that this will have to end

 

My parents knew you were going to come

Oh, how I love my dad and mum

You will be today’s sacrifice

The one my father will slice and dice

 

My mom will recite a delightful hymn

While I will be devouring your limb

When we’re finished we’ll save the rest for later

But, you’ll still be lying on the alter

 

I see my parents are finally here

Mom, would you like a piece of his ear

Thank you boy, I’ll put it here

You make us proud, my son

Thanks dad but our work isn’t done

 

I see that our guest is terrified

I don’t blame him, look, he even cried

When is the sacrifice going to start

Lets ask your father, sweetheart

 

Daddy, shall we begin

I think if we didn’t it’d be a sin

Well my friend, looks like its time to say goodbye

Because, well, you’re now going to die

Thank you so much for posting this, for the past year I've been pronouncing "naughty" how Freaky Fred says it to my sister because it was an inside joke, but I never knew where it came from. By you posting this poem (which was very nice by the way) it caused me to look up the Freaky Fred poem and hear the word! Thanks!!

That was..Uh..Well....Disturbing to say the least.

That was..Uh..Well....Disturbing to say the least.

the kids show was like that too, really creepy and disturbing (◐.̃◐) i loved it x'D Villi did a really nice job capturing the atmosphere of the show.

 

 

Nice job Dude i loved every line!!

I swore I could hear Freaky Fred reading this to me in my head.