This is my cat. I bet you all are thinking, ' Aww it's a cute little kitten! '

WRONG!!! This cat is evil! He hides behind things stalking you, then he jumps up and claws you into shreds. He also likes to pretend to be nice by sitting on your lap, acting all friendly and such. That's when he attacks your hair and gets all tangled up. He sneaks into your room and chews on the book you accidently left on your desk instead of your shelf. He climbs things and makes them fall over and break.

 

 

See??? Looks all cute and harmless right? Yeah sure go ahead and think that. I'll be laughing when he tries to kill you. Why do I put up with this? Well he's such a cute cat..

"I'll be laughing when he tries to kill you." So much win in this sentence

He actually tries to kill you if you decide to wake him up

o_o You've had that cat for a while, 2004? lol

He is cute though and I miss my cat. ;A;

Nah I've had that cat since christmas. I just now noticed that I never set the date on my camera right :-/ And yes cute. But very evil.

Once, my old cat (Which ran away) got scared and clawed my moms legs. Must have been paiiiiinful. I don't remember it. My sister just told me. The cat we have right now though, is a lot nicer. And LAZY.

Once, my old cat (Which ran away) got scared and clawed my moms legs. Must have been paiiiiinful. I don't remember it. My sister just told me. The cat we have right now though, is a lot nicer. And LAZY.

 

Are you quite certain it ran away? It just sounds that way lol. Seems like a good excuse for your mom to get rid of it :-/