Posted September 22, 201312 yr Mine is... "Person 1: What is the square root of pi!? Person 2...Audino"
September 23, 201312 yr What does the pedophile say when he gets to Heaven? Where's baby Jesus? What's a purple dot in a pool? It's a pea, drowning Warning: May contain strong content. Not visual though What happens if you eat a condom? You crap this
September 25, 201312 yr What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor. What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefeild? A flat major. What's the difference between an onion and an oboe? No one cries when you cut up an oboe. What's the difference between a dead squirrel in the road and a dead banjo player in the road? The squirrel might have been going to a gig. I can go on, this is bad.
September 26, 201312 yr None of my jokes are even remotely tasteful enough to post. I think I'm the same...
Mine is...
"Person 1: What is the square root of pi!?
Person 2...Audino"