About a year ago today, I wrote a Christmas song for "Goodbye Christmas Caroline" which is a fan project of making 'Portalized' Christmas songs. GLaDOS, Wheatley, the whole shebang. It never got published, so I want to share it with you.
[intro, Slow]You don’t need a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing you craveYou don’t care about the turretsthat you put into the grave
But for you, I surely knowSince you left, you’ve lost your glowYou miss my cruel jestsAll you need for Christmasare tests
[Tempo Increases]You don’t need a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing you craveYou don’t care about the turretsthat you put into the grave
You don’t speak so you can’t carolto your neighbors just for funAlthough you put me in periland I told you that you’re done,
It seems that tests make you grinI’ll even say you are “thin”Though pain in me fests,All you need for Christmas are tests(tests, baby)
Oh I want a lot for Christmasthat includes a new mainframeBlue and Orange to finally listenand not treat tests like one big game
New turrets that have arm missilesAccess to Black Mesa’s baseThree new cores to clean the chambersand a brand new Fire Place
Though, I want these, I digressYou need this, which you obsessIgnore all the protests:All you need for Christmas are tests(tests, baby)OHoohooh!
Oh The portal gun is herewaiting for your armsAnd I’m bored of sittingwaiting for alarms
Hurry, ‘cause the bird’s comingI hear it’s dreadful humming!Just light it on fire and throw it fryerWon’t you please come faster, It’s way too close!
Oh I don’t want a lot for ChristmasThis is all I’m asking forI want to see you Chell, dearyStanding right outside that door
Oh I just want you to come hereTo make that bird disappearGrant me my requestsTurns out:All you need for Christmas are tests
Turrets:Tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests baby
About a year ago today, I wrote a Christmas song for "Goodbye Christmas Caroline" which is a fan project of making 'Portalized' Christmas songs. GLaDOS, Wheatley, the whole shebang. It never got published, so I want to share it with you.
[intro, Slow]You don’t need a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing you craveYou don’t care about the turretsthat you put into the grave
But for you, I surely knowSince you left, you’ve lost your glowYou miss my cruel jestsAll you need for Christmasare tests
[Tempo Increases]You don’t need a lot for ChristmasThere is just one thing you craveYou don’t care about the turretsthat you put into the grave
You don’t speak so you can’t carolto your neighbors just for funAlthough you put me in periland I told you that you’re done,
It seems that tests make you grinI’ll even say you are “thin”Though pain in me fests,All you need for Christmas are tests(tests, baby)
Oh I want a lot for Christmasthat includes a new mainframeBlue and Orange to finally listenand not treat tests like one big game
New turrets that have arm missilesAccess to Black Mesa’s baseThree new cores to clean the chambersand a brand new Fire Place
Though, I want these, I digressYou need this, which you obsessIgnore all the protests:All you need for Christmas are tests(tests, baby)OHoohooh!
Oh The portal gun is herewaiting for your armsAnd I’m bored of sittingwaiting for alarms
Hurry, ‘cause the bird’s comingI hear it’s dreadful humming!Just light it on fire and throw it fryerWon’t you please come faster, It’s way too close!
Oh I don’t want a lot for ChristmasThis is all I’m asking forI want to see you Chell, dearyStanding right outside that door
Oh I just want you to come hereTo make that bird disappearGrant me my requestsTurns out:All you need for Christmas are tests
Turrets:Tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests babyAll you need for Christmas are tests baby