Posted December 4, 201311 yr I just wrote this cancer-inducing snippet for fun Enjoy the stupidity Our heroes arrive at Le chamber of awake in le castle of oblivion Riku: Well, that was difficult Sora: So this is Ven Kairi: He's sorta kawaii Sora: *Stare* Aqua: Ven.. Lea: Can we stab them now? Riku: No! Lea: But, I want my friends back Riku: So I should lose my friends? Axel: Sora u ready for stabbity Sora: NO Aqua: um.. Axel: Come on... Sora: Nope Aqua: But Ven- Sora: firetruck no Riku: Why do we need to stab Kairi anyway? Isn't she one of the poh? Am I missing something? Axel: Namine? Don't we her need back Riku: oh, yeah.. Kairi: I'm not feelin it Sora: Don't you need us to be two of the lights like yen sid said? Lea: We could just replace you with roxas and xion Sora:..... Kairi: U cut my feels bro, u cut deep Riku: Nobody's replacing anyone! We just need to figure this out Aqua: Rikus right, there's gotta be some way. *Le black portal* Sora: Who's there! *Group summons keyweaponry* Xigbar: as if! You guys are never gonna crack this one Saix: Stay on task Xigbar: Oh right, we're here to stop your little castle party Riku: Don't you and your boss need Sven lights to clash with? Saix: that is irrelevant, as we also require a thirteenth darkness Aqua: So I guessing, you came here to interrupt us to get Sora or Ven even though you know that isn't going to work? Kairi: Little short-sighted for xehanort Lea: Heh, I wouldn't say that too soon, this guys always been a stickhead Saix: ENOUGH *pulls out claymore* Xigbar: *Pulls out guns* come on, don't tell me they're gettin to ya Saix: Hmph Xigbar: All right, suppose we'll have to settle this the hard way Aqua: Suit yourself! *Le epic battle* *Le Everyone making sexual panting sounds* Saix: Very well, we will have to execute planB Xigbar: Catch ya later! *Le black outro portal* Riku: What a waste of time Lea: Oh, I wouldn't say that.... Riku: Why? Lea: Look for yourself *Le sora and Le kairi unconscious on Le floor* Riku: Kairi! Sora! What did u do to my friends asshol Lea: It was pretty simple, while they were distracted fighting I sneakily and quickly stabbed them with the key to return hearts we found earlier Riku: Damn...wait, no one noticed? Lea: Nope Riku: Huh Aqua: Ven! *Le ventus wakes* Ven: What year is it? *To be continued
I just wrote this cancer-inducing snippet for fun
Enjoy the stupidity
Our heroes arrive at Le chamber of awake in le castle of oblivion
Riku: Well, that was difficult
Sora: So this is Ven
Kairi: He's sorta kawaii
Sora: *Stare*
Aqua: Ven..
Lea: Can we stab them now?
Riku: No!
Lea: But, I want my friends back
Riku: So I should lose my friends?
Axel: Sora u ready for stabbity
Sora: NO
Aqua: um..
Axel: Come on...
Sora: Nope
Aqua: But Ven-
Sora: firetruck no
Riku: Why do we need to stab Kairi anyway? Isn't she one of the poh? Am I missing something?
Axel: Namine? Don't we her need back
Riku: oh, yeah..
Kairi: I'm not feelin it
Sora: Don't you need us to be two of the lights like yen sid said?
Lea: We could just replace you with roxas and xion
Sora:.....
Kairi: U cut my feels bro, u cut deep
Riku: Nobody's replacing anyone! We just need to figure this out
Aqua: Rikus right, there's gotta be some way.
*Le black portal*
Sora: Who's there!
*Group summons keyweaponry*
Xigbar: as if! You guys are never gonna crack this one
Saix: Stay on task
Xigbar: Oh right, we're here to stop your little castle party
Riku: Don't you and your boss need Sven lights to clash with?
Saix: that is irrelevant, as we also require a thirteenth darkness
Aqua: So I guessing, you came here to interrupt us to get Sora or Ven even though you know that isn't going to work?
Kairi: Little short-sighted for xehanort
Lea: Heh, I wouldn't say that too soon, this guys always been a stickhead
Saix: ENOUGH *pulls out claymore*
Xigbar: *Pulls out guns* come on, don't tell me they're gettin to ya
Saix: Hmph
Xigbar: All right, suppose we'll have to settle this the hard way
Aqua: Suit yourself!
*Le epic battle*
*Le Everyone making sexual panting sounds*
Saix: Very well, we will have to execute planB
Xigbar: Catch ya later!
*Le black outro portal*
Riku: What a waste of time
Lea: Oh, I wouldn't say that....
Riku: Why?
Lea: Look for yourself
*Le sora and Le kairi unconscious on Le floor*
Riku: Kairi! Sora! What did u do to my friends asshol
Lea: It was pretty simple, while they were distracted fighting I sneakily and quickly stabbed them with the key to return hearts we found earlier
Riku: Damn...wait, no one noticed?
Lea: Nope
Riku: Huh
Aqua: Ven!
*Le ventus wakes*
Ven: What year is it?
*To be continued