The rules r simple!! Just have the randomest posts ever!!!!!

 

I will start

 

JUICYFRUIT!!!!!

NO MORE ABORTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(OR CHICKEN PIE FOR BREAKFAST)

i think this is more annoying than random

Yes that is actually both!

 

 

WERWOLVES R AMAZING!!!

look up "lama song" I think that takes the cake. CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!

JAKIE CHAN IS AWESOME!

When they captured me, all I could think was, "What a waste!" All those people I hadn't killed yet. Come the night of my execution, there must have been over a thousand people gathered outside to watch me fry. I was upset about that. There should have been more

Wow that was more sad than random

well sweet tooth is kinda like that

 

Kuwabara, Kuwabara

fish wants more tartar saucemin his tiny fishie bowl.

Actually, I am in really bad shape financially. I pay money to my ex-wife as part of our divorce settlement, among other bills... I just had no choice but to make you pay for lunch the other day. I'm really sorry

RED ROBIN! YUMM~

red rum red rum,red rum spell backwards is my favorite hobby

(i guess some people will say that's more creepy than random)

I LIKE PIE!

I LIKE PIE!

 

Quote.

PIMP SLAP WITH A PORCUPINE.

I choose u squirtle!!!!!!

 

Tho i said that I don't like pokemon

*hits u guys with a dolphin*

Another Chinese proverb: "Those who look to the Heavens prosper, those who defy it are no more." Do you know this one? The meaning here is - hold on a sec - that you can only survive as long as you're a part of the natural order of things. You remember pre-ripped jeans? Manufacturers thought that just because people loved old, broken-in jeans, they would want to buy new jeans that looked old. So they purposefully...

FAILURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is not directed at anyone! i just felt like saying it

OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D8<

CORRECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >8D

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"HOLY SMURF"

blahBlahBLAH!!! >8D

CHARLIE BIT MY FINGER!

ARE WE THERE YETT????