*Ancient Latin music plays* Welcome pilgrims, to the church of the Gerbil Goddess. Here, you will find eternal peace, and love....................and much randomness. The church of the Gerbil Goddess welcomes all who seek a home. We do not fight, or kill, or cause harm. We are peace makers. A little back ground on the Gerbil Goddess sect: The Sect was founded by the great Marietta-the Gerbil Goddess. Legend tells that the Goddess brought forth the world's population of gerbils when she came together in union with her lover, Danex Darkfire, the God of all that is random in this world. From this union, the Goddess gave birth to 3,000 gerbil babies in one sitting. Because she loved people so much, She entrusted a very select few to take care of her young. This is the church of the Gerbil Goddess. So if you choose to become a follower, you will receive: your very own spot in the Gerbil-nacle Choir, a life time's supply of toilet paper and your very own baby gerbil to raise and take care of forever. Come join us today!
*Ancient Latin music plays*
Welcome pilgrims, to the church of the Gerbil Goddess. Here, you will find eternal peace, and love....................and much randomness.
The church of the Gerbil Goddess welcomes all who seek a home. We do not fight, or kill, or cause harm. We are peace makers.
A little back ground on the Gerbil Goddess sect: The Sect was founded by the great Marietta-the Gerbil Goddess. Legend tells that the Goddess brought forth the world's population of gerbils when she came together in union with her lover, Danex Darkfire, the God of all that is random in this world. From this union, the Goddess gave birth to 3,000 gerbil babies in one sitting. Because she loved people so much, She entrusted a very select few to take care of her young. This is the church of the Gerbil Goddess. So if you choose to become a follower, you will receive: your very own spot in the Gerbil-nacle Choir, a life time's supply of toilet paper and your very own baby gerbil to raise and take care of forever. Come join us today!
Edited by Alicia Maddox