i bet you all know what this is about so i call larxene

"its not my faulit all you guys are on youtube firetrucking each othere..i dont know who took thos pices...muahahahahah...but xemnas ..think about our past i helpd you make this place didint i"

"OK Zexion I'll deal with it" said Xemnas smiling evily "Xigbar leave the young man alone, he doesn't need to know about all these complications as you and I both know it and yes I admit you did help me build this place" said Xemnas looking at Xigbar (I dont think that anybody on OrganizationXIII even knows about Youtube)

xigbar looked at him"k.."

"Thank you Xigbar" said Xemnas and then he went to Zexion "Zexion, I told Xigbar to back off on you"

Zexion had paint on his coat, from the paintballs Xigbar shot on him. "Thank you superior. Now if you'll excuse me... I need to wash my Organization coat." He went to the washer room.. thingy

"Your welcome Zexion" said Xemnas and teleported back to The Round Room

xigbar was in the round room with mansex"...so what was that all about."

"You honestly think that he can understand this so early in his young life?"

"dude we both know im the one getting the dirt on them and putting it on youtube osmetimes...its funny."

"... Whatever" said Xemnas and then went to The Grey Room

"xemnas dont be like that man whev been freinds longer than teh rest of this guys"xigbar said to him

"... You know the truth of it Xigbar as much as I do since I have the memories of them" said Xemnas

(Well xigbar wasnt the only founding membr of tthe org.... zexion was also, and many others.)

Zexion had his lab coat on... then the washer stopped, and Zexion grabbed his Organization coat and went back to his room.

(but xigbar came up with the plan)

Zexion walked past Xigbar. He saw Xigbar, and held his lexicon in front of his face so Xigbar didn't see who he was, and kept walking.

xigbar was nice to him"soo zexion whats in that book of yours..porno."

Zexion quickly threw his book down onto the ground. "I do NOT watch porn!" He said, in his scientific voice.

"...ohh really"

"YES! Really!"

"ohhh really!"

"I won't put up with this." Zexion kneeled down and grabbed his lexicon, and made 10 clones of himself surrounding Xigbar, and used spells to make a storm all around them.

 

All the clones said simultaneously, "Prepare for hell."

xigbar shot them all"ohh go back to your porno book boy."then he started to walk off

For each clone that disappeared, two more took it's place and appeared right in front of Xigbar. Xigbar got sucked into the book. Now he was at an island at the middle of nowhere, animals and even more clones attacking him from each direction.

 

The real Zexion stood on a palm tree, watching and laughing deviously.

xigbar opend a portel and left"by by pansy!"and he was gone

The book didn't allow exit by portal. When he walked through the portal, he just came right back out the other side of the portal.