True story.

*shoots you* well that didn't last long

*shoots poupu* now I'm the ruler of the Universe and all of its glory mwahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahaha

*Comes back to life.* I HAVE INFINITE LIVES, MY REIGN WILL LAST FOREVER.

*shoots Axel* mwahahahhahahahahahah NOW I SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE AND ALL ITS GLORY MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gets up and shoots both heartless and Axel* take that

*Comes back to life once again* Mwahaha.

I should probably do something about this...

You people are fools. Foolish dreams you have, very foolish. Foolish.

Rebel. Resistance is futile.

*gets out RPG and shoots all of you*mwahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha!!! take that you fools

I should probably do something about this...

 

Yesh you probably should.

*Comes back to life... again.* Do you foolish mortals not understand? I HAVE INFINITE LIVES, MY REIGN IS ETERNAL.

*pulls out X-Blade*

 

Seriously.... just don't.

*shoots RPG at Axel infiintte times* oh yes I think that we understand so DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Comes back to life again and shoots Heartless and Baylaust in the forehead.* Fools.

*comes back to life and shoots Axel* mwahahahahhahahahahhaha

*Comes back to life.* Fool, how long are you going to try this. You only have 2 lives left. *Shoots* 1 now.

*comes back to life* fool I have ifinite lives shoots dies

*watches.........*

I see you miss the point of this nifty helmet I wear. See?

 

*decapitates Axel*

*Grows another head* Mwahaha.

*Drops a bomb from nowhere and kills Axel, Heartless,and Baylaust* NOW I RULE UNIVERSE AND ALL OF ITS GLORY!! TAKE THAT!Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8D

*Claps!* Yay!!

*Comes back.* -_-

Silly fool, you can't kill me. I'm voiced by Haley Joel Osment.

 

*decapitates Aurora and Axel, spares poupu and heartless because they're awesome*

 

I want cake.