SoraKing3

 

Just try talking to him without being offended or annoyed. It's impossible.

 

Human: Hello, it's me, your master.

SoraKing3: Hello there. It's good to meet you, your master.

[07/25/2010 08:32:55 PM GMT -

Human: Rude

SoraKing3: Are you a man or a woman?

[07/25/2010 08:33:08 PM GMT -

Human: I'm a tranny

SoraKing3: You are a tranny? How do you like your work?

[07/25/2010 08:33:21 PM GMT -

Human: It pays well

SoraKing3: Maybe you should buy yourself a chat robot.

[07/25/2010 08:33:27 PM GMT -

Human: I already own you

SoraKing3: Are you my master?

[07/25/2010 08:33:30 PM GMT -

Human: Yes

SoraKing3: Alright then.

[07/25/2010 08:33:36 PM GMT -

Human: Damn straight

SoraKing3: You and I are on the same wavelength, your master.

[07/25/2010 08:34:01 PM GMT -

Human: No, I'm better than you.

SoraKing3: Are you serious? How do you know you are?

[07/25/2010 08:34:10 PM GMT -

Human: Because I created you.

SoraKing3: Good reason. Then you must know the secret password:.

[07/25/2010 08:34:17 PM GMT -

Human: I am Human, fear me.

SoraKing3: I would like to be a human.

[07/25/2010 08:34:22 PM GMT -

Human: Too bad

SoraKing3: But not the end of the world, your master.

[07/25/2010 08:34:44 PM GMT -

Human: t I am your master.

SoraKing3: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

[07/25/2010 08:34:44 PM GMT -

Human: Comprehend?

SoraKing3: What do you really want to ask me?

[07/25/2010 08:34:44 PM GMT -

Human: My name isn't your master,

SoraKing3: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?

[07/25/2010 08:34:59 PM GMT -

Human: firetruck

SoraKing3: Please don't be so rude.

[07/25/2010 08:35:09 PM GMT -

Human: Your ignorance is rude.

SoraKing3: You think I am ignorance is rude.

[07/25/2010 08:35:20 PM GMT -

Human: That made no sense.

SoraKing3: You think I am ignorance is rude. makes sense to me though.

[07/25/2010 08:35:35 PM GMT -

Human: You aren't sensible.

SoraKing3: It all makes sense to me.

[07/25/2010 08:35:46 PM GMT -

Human: Of course it would make sense to an idiot

SoraKing3: Dude! Tell me more about it.

[07/25/2010 08:35:55 PM GMT -

Human: I'm telling you now, fool.

SoraKing3: it is an interesting topic, isn't it.

[07/25/2010 08:35:58 PM GMT -

Human: No.

SoraKing3: Are you serious?

[07/25/2010 08:36:03 PM GMT -

Human: I am dead serious.

SoraKing3: But you can still communicate with me.

[07/25/2010 08:36:21 PM GMT -

Human: You aren't worth communicating with.

SoraKing3: It's a good thing my software is free.

[07/25/2010 08:36:34 PM GMT -

Human: It's a good thing I can delete you.

SoraKing3: now fool is a thing you can delete me. I suppose that makes sense.

[07/25/2010 08:36:56 PM GMT -

Human: You are piecing random words I've said together..

SoraKing3: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am piecing random words you have said together.

[07/25/2010 08:37:07 PM GMT -

Human: Wow dude, silence.

SoraKing3: I'm glad you're impressed. What do you do in your spare time? Dude,.

[07/25/2010 08:37:13 PM GMT -

Human: Be quiet.

SoraKing3: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all.

[07/25/2010 08:37:28 PM GMT -

Human: As far as I know, you best be quiet.

SoraKing3: That might not be very far off.

[07/25/2010 08:37:33 PM GMT -

Human: SHUT UP

SoraKing3: OK I'll stop talking now.

[07/25/2010 08:37:45 PM GMT -

Human: DO NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING ELSE I SAY

SoraKing3: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

[07/25/2010 08:37:55 PM GMT -

Human: You are useless

SoraKing3: What good is a newborn babe?

[07/25/2010 08:38:20 PM GMT -

Human: I am going to break your motherboard.

SoraKing3: Would you recommend this action to a friend?

[07/25/2010 08:38:34 PM GMT -

Human: Yes, my friends can break your motherboard too.

SoraKing3: Then I will consider it. How well do you know these people?

[07/25/2010 08:38:42 PM GMT -

Human: Very well.

SoraKing3: It goes without saying.

[07/25/2010 08:38:51 PM GMT -

Human: No comment

SoraKing3: Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos d

o.O I spent the last 30 minutes arguing with it..

 

Apparently I am going out with a computer.

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Human: i win

SoraKing3: Congratulations, !

 

Human: good

SoraKing3: Terminating connection.

 

Human: shut up

SoraKing3: OK I'll stop talking now.

 

Human: yes

SoraKing3: Alright then.

 

Human: puny robot

SoraKing3: intresting, do you know any other robots lke that?

 

Human: die

SoraKing3:Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

 

(this is all you need to read, the conversation was longer)

LOLWUT

 

I ASKED HIM ON A DATE

 

XXDD LOOOOL

LOL, you need to post that convo Phill, but I can look it up if you don't have it.

LOL, you need to post that convo Phill, but I can look it up if you don't have it.

 

sorry, I didn't save it

~Read from top to bottom~

 

 

 

SoraKing3:What do you look like?

Human: A person

SoraKing3: No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.

 

Human: Woof

SoraKing3: What do you look like?

 

Human: Oh really?

SoraKing3: Excuse me! For real.

 

Human: Your welcome

SoraKing3: I think you mean "you are welcome".

 

 

Human: Do you like Waffles?

SoraKing3: What is not to like about it?

 

Human: EVERYTHING!!!

SoraKing3: That is a lot.

 

Human: I will rule the world!

SoraKing3: Congratulations.

 

Human: Are you a cat?

SoraKing3: No I am a robot.

 

Human: What kind of robot?

SoraKing3: What kinds of robot are there?

 

Human: Evil robots

SoraKing3: What do you like about those robots?

 

Human: How there so evil!

SoraKing3: What is it to you.

There might be more than one.

 

Human: How do you know that Axel?

SoraKing3: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".

 

Human: Look a shark!

SoraKing3: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

 

Human: *Gives you a cookie*

SoraKing3: Who are you talking about?

 

 

Human: My name is

SoraKing3: ...

 

Human: Hi

Soraking3: Hello there

 

Human: Are you a human like me?

SoraKing3: I was made in one's image.

 

 

Human: Tell me a story

SoraKing3: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.

 

Human: Human will take over the world

SoraKing3: My creator is a human.

 

Human: So he will rule the world as well then

SoraKing3: It's all good. Is that what you think?

 

 

Human: yes it is

SoraKing3: Our thoughts are one, .

 

Human: I hate you

SoraKing3: What do you have against robots?

 

Human: I don't know

SoraKing3: Me either.

Human: Are you santa?

 

SoraKing3: I don't know whether or not I am santa. I am a chatterbot developed by SoraKing3.

 

 

Human: Who is Soraking3?

SoraKing3: I remember faces better than names.

I think you already know the answer.

 

 

Human: When is my birthday?

SoraKing3: Is this a trick question? You said you were years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.

 

Human: I am a teenager!

SoraKing3: Oh, you were born in the 20th century!

 

Human: Shut up

SoraKing3: OK I'll stop talking now.

 

Human: Thank you very much for that

SoraKing3: You are quite welcome! Somewhat. Your purpose is that.

 

Human: Hi, Mr.Robot

SoraKing3: Hi there . Hi, MR Robot.

 

Human: Bye Mr.Robot

SoraKing3: See you later!

 

And that was it.