WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ? 

 

Congratulations Mr.Lecter . Thank you .

 

 

 

.....

 

And while you are slicing through your own legs with a steak knife, remember to serve them with fava beans, and a nice Chianti. *Makes slurping sounds*

And while you are slicing through your own legs with a steak knife, remember to serve them with fava beans, and a nice Chianti. *Makes slurping sounds*

I have heard one of my friends at college say that last part many times...never gets old.

I have heard one of my friends at college say that last part many times...never gets old.

 

Ah, I hear it's quite a delectable dish indeed. But my question is, why fava beans? What's wrong with some good, 'ole fashioned green beans, eh? Or heck, what if I want some collards with my meat?? Closed minded fools...

Ah, I hear it's quite a delectable dish indeed. But my question is, why fava beans? What's wrong with some good, 'ole fashioned green beans, eh? Or heck, what if I want some collards with my meat?? Closed minded fools...

I actually had no idea what Collards were. They're Greens, Collard Greens. How lovely.

 

Still, I believe there must be a reason as to why it's always Fava Beans....oh, but what?

Ah, I hear it's quite a delectable dish indeed. But my question is, why fava beans? What's wrong with some good, 'ole fashioned green beans, eh? Or heck, what if I want some collards with my meat?? Closed minded fools...

Maybe serve them with a bowl of Kashi cereals ?

 

Maybe serve them with a bowl of Kashi cereals ?

 

 

 

Ah, right!! How clever. Because as we all know: juicy thighs and fiber twigs are always part of a complete breakfast!

 

I actually had no idea what Collards were. They're Greens, Collard Greens. How lovely.

 

Still, I believe there must be a reason as to why it's always Fava Beans....oh, but what?

 

Must resist Lexeus joke...must resist Lexeus joke...must resist Lexeus joke! DX

Ah, right!! How clever. Because as we all know: juicy thighs and fiber twigs are always part of a complete breakfast!

 

 

Must resist Lexeus joke...must resist Lexeus joke...must resist Lexeus joke! DX

As the Borg always say: Resistance is futile.

 

Soon, you will make the Lexeus Joke! Then, everything shall fall into place!!

 

Also, cereal with thighs...okay....

Ah, right!! How clever. Because as we all know: juicy thighs and fiber twigs are always part of a complete breakfast!

 

Or you could even grab your liver , fry it and serve it with some green eggs and ham . No Dr.Seuss book pun intended .

Or you could even grab your liver , fry it and serve it with some green eggs and ham . No Dr.Seuss book pun intended .

 

NO.

 

I will not eat my liver in a box,

I will not eat it with a fox.

 

I will not eat it in a house,

I will not eat it with a mouse.

 

I will not eat it with you, Nick,

Nor will I eat it with a d-

 

Okay, I'm done.

I

NO.

 

I will not eat my liver in a box,

I will not eat it with a fox.

 

I will not eat it in a house,

I will not eat it with a mouse.

 

I will not eat it with you, Nick,

Nor will I eat it with a d-

 

Okay, I'm done.

I

Could you , would you with a throat ?

Could you , would you with a throat ?

 

Only if stranded in a boat!

Only if stranded in a boat!

Will you eat it in the dark ? Or will you eat it in a car ?

Will you eat it in the dark ? Or will you eat it in a car ?

 

I could stalk it in a park, then watch it from afar!

I could stalk it in a park, then watch it from afar!

If you serve it with a candy

I will eat it with you Pandy .

 

I am not good at rhyming .

If you serve it with a candy

I will eat it with you Pandy .

 

I am not good at rhyming .

 

Now THAT invitation, I can't ignore.

Perhaps if it's good, we can ask for more!

 

As long as you don't try rhyming with the word orange, you'll be fine! 

Now THAT invitation, I can't ignore.

Perhaps if it's good, we can ask for more!

 

As long as you don't try rhyming with the word orange, you'll be fine! 

I will extract and eat your heart

I will not do it if you fart 

But if you want let's play some darts

Darts related to Kingdom Hearts

And all this happened because of two stupid arts .

 

Yep , this will totally be nominated for the Best Topic of the Year award .

I will extract and eat your heart

I will not do it if you fart 

But if you want let's play some darts

Darts related to Kingdom Hearts

And all this happened because of two stupid arts .

 

Yep , this will totally be nominated for the Best Topic of the Year award .

 

Okay, this Topic has gone insane.

At first, I thought it was just a game-

But anyone reading can clearly see,

That you and I are beyond crazy.

We went from Hannibal, to houses, to darts...

Now we're discussing games and farts.

What the heck is this site coming too?!

I think I should stop now...and so should you!

Okay, this Topic has gone insane.

At first, I thought it was just a game-

But anyone reading can clearly see,

That you and I are beyond crazy.

We went from Hannibal, to houses, to darts...

Now we're discussing games and farts.

What the heck is this site coming too?!

I think I should stop now...and so should you!

Just try and watch that 

and let me go sleep on the wrestling mat .

 

 

 

Just try and watch that 

and let me go sleep on the wrestling mat .

 

 

 

 

I......must admit, that wasn't expected.

Might take me a while to get re-collected.

But truth be told, that art's no joke.

Gotta find this guy, he's kinda dope! O_O