A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

Everything was moving so fast--the topic at hand was changing from one thing to another. The planned 'rap battle' seemed all but forgotten at this point, and left Silver to consume even more of his favorite beverage. It seemed that others were getting drunk as well. Silver didn't think of himself as one who drank often, (that kiss was an exception, as he wasn't sure anymore if that was a lie or not) so it would likely but up to him to deal with a bar full of drunken heroes.

"Just don't break anything," He murmured to no one but himself.

Soul immediately broke out of his candy shell upon hearing Kevin ask for the piano. Trying to match the mood, he started sight reading Revolutionary Etude, but stopped before he even got pass the intro. Taking a shot of Chopin vodka from where ever, a jazzy chord rang out through the whole bar. Taping his foot to the rhythm, he began to play Let's Do It, Let's Fall in Love.

Everything was moving so fast--the topic at hand was changing from one thing to another. The planned 'rap battle' seemed all but forgotten at this point, and left Silver to consume even more of his favorite beverage. It seemed that others were getting drunk as well. Silver didn't think of himself as one who drank often, (that kiss was an exception, as he wasn't sure anymore if that was a lie or not) so it would likely but up to him to deal with a bar full of drunken heroes."Just don't break anything," He murmured to no one but himself.

"Can't promise I won't!" NeverBetter yelled, kicking multiple things in protest.

Upon hearing soul begin to play, Kev started to spin around, clearly attempting to dance. "La - da da da - da da da da da" He was singing a song in his head, but it wasnt coming across out loud.

"Well, that was... A sugar crash." Neverbetter placed another set of sunglasses on as the word "Yeah!" Was yelled by some bodyless voice.

"How... do you do that?" Nortanort asked, clearly confused. He would have snapped, had he not just given up on trying to understand NeverBetter and the things he did. He looked over at Kevin, as he ate his special cupcake. Nort then pulled out a pad and pencil, and muttered, "Curious. All prior subjects have fallen unconscious upon eating the cupcake. However, subject 7 has just fallen into a state of extreme intoxication. This bares further research," whilst writing what he was saying onto the notepad. 

 

He then sat on a chair near Kevin, and paid close attention to him, writing down observations as he saw them. He made sure his gun was close by, just in case Kevin got a bit too violent. This would be his first human test subject, and he wanted to know just what would happen.

(oh great, im a test subject now. )

Kevin saw nort sitting near him. "Thakksss for the cupkek, Buddddddy! ur my bust....frend... URP" kev slurred. 

"How... do you do that?" Nortanort asked, clearly confused. He would have snapped, had he not just given up on trying to understand NeverBetter and the things he did. He looked over at Kevin, as he ate his special cupcake. Nort then pulled out a pad and pencil, and muttered, "Curious. All prior subjects have fallen unconscious upon eating the cupcake. However, subject 7 has just fallen into a state of extreme intoxication. This bares further research," whilst writing what he was saying onto the notepad.  He then sat on a chair near Kevin, and paid close attention to him, writing down observations as he saw them. He made sure his gun was close by, just in case Kevin got a bit too violent. This would be his first human test subject, and he wanted to know just what would happen.

"Because I do what I want. Get on my level!" NeverBetter laughed, begining to break dance to the tunes. His form was terrible and he looked like a flounder out of water, but he enjoyed himself.

"Because I do what I want. Get on my level!" NeverBetter laughed, begining to break dance to the tunes. His form was terrible and he looked like a flounder out of water, but he enjoyed himself.

"So you're a pirate. How very interesting," muttered Nort, quietly. He turned to Kevin, and said, "Yes I am. Now, how would you describe yourself right now?" His mind was set upon knowing what Kevin thought, and knew the only way to find out was to ask. Nortanort looked once more at NeverBetter, and found himself pondering dancing. He shook his head, knowing he had two left feet. Instead, he asked, "Which brings up the question. What... is your level?"

 

(oh great, im a test subject now. )

Kevin saw nort sitting near him. "Thakksss for the cupkek, Buddddddy! ur my bust....frend... URP" kev slurred. 

(Yes you are! My name is also Franken Stein, if you get the reference!) 

"So you're a pirate. How very interesting," muttered Nort, quietly. He turned to Kevin, and said, "Yes I am. Now, how would you describe yourself right now?" His mind was set upon knowing what Kevin thought, and knew the only way to find out was to ask. Nortanort looked once more at NeverBetter, and found himself pondering dancing. He shook his head, knowing he had two left feet. Instead, he asked, "Which brings up the question. What... is your level?"

 

(Yes you are! My name is also Franken Stein, if you get the reference!) 

( oh,i get the reference.)

"So you're a pirate. How very interesting," muttered Nort, quietly. He turned to Kevin, and said, "Yes I am. Now, how would you describe yourself right now?" His mind was set upon knowing what Kevin thought, and knew the only way to find out was to ask. Nortanort looked once more at NeverBetter, and found himself pondering dancing. He shook his head, knowing he had two left feet. Instead, he asked, "Which brings up the question. What... is your level?" (Yes you are! My name is also Franken Stein, if you get the reference!)

"My level is..." He span like a top on his head. "The maximum! " He stopped spinning, now on his feet.

Soul started playing Letting my Heart Speak, for no apparent reason.

"My level is..." He span like a top on his head. "The maximum! " He stopped spinning, now on his feet.

"Well then. That leaves me with but one choice," he said, getting off his chair. He then struck a dramatic pose, with one hand clenched and a single finger unfurled, pointing high into the sky. "I must go... BEYOND THE MAXIMUM," he shouted, still holding his dramatic pose. He felt it was his destiny. That, or doing really silly and inane things. He always got a bit mixed up when it came to things like that.

 

He then walked up to Soul, and said, "Piano man, play me a memory! It was sad and it was sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger Nort's clothes!" whilst humming a little tune. He wondered what Soul would do. 

Soul started playing Piano Man.

"No need to worry, Nort. I've got some." Axel showed off his new cup of hot chocolate, and began to drink it. He finished it quickly, and asked the barkeep for another. After drinking that... He began to act slightly tipsy. He'd become drunk off of hot chocolate somehow. "Eeeey guysh." He stood,slightly wobbling. "Thish shtoof ish goooooood." He told the others, then laughed hysterically.

"Sing us a song of the piano man, Shulk."

"Yeh want me ta shing?" Axel asked. "I can shing fer ya." He stood up on the counter, and began to sang. It sounded beautiful in his head, but it was really just gibberish about pancakes, with the occasional insult towards Reyn tossed in.

Kev hopped up on the bar with axel. "Letsh sing a dooet ol buddy ol pal o mine." he said joining in with his own gibberish of the pancake variety.

"D-d-d-d-drop the bass!" The sound of terrible dubstep hit the bar with a man in a poorly-made mouse head began to try and make everything "hardcore". NeverBetter wasn't having that shit. "Not time for shit, time to rock!" He produced an electric gutar and began to rock out, pushing the waves of "hardcore" into the back corner. "I need help!"

kevin stumbled off the bar counter and said "Soul..... bro...... dude.... we need....urp.....rock to defeat tha dubstp. halp." he then collapsed on a drum set and flailed around on it in an attempt to aid NeverBetter's guitar in a rock battle with Dubstep.

"D-d-d-d-drop the bass!" The sound of terrible dubstep hit the bar with a man in a poorly-made mouse head began to try and make everything "hardcore". NeverBetter wasn't having that shit. "Not time for shit, time to rock!" He produced an electric gutar and began to rock out, pushing the waves of "hardcore" into the back corner. "I need help!"

"Oh firetruck, vindictive saints row."

Things were, as per usual, getting fairly strange amongst the group. Silver was merely drinking his semi-sorrows away through many many glasses of Dr. Pepper. It was a delicious drink, but the barkeep was sure to run out as the young man went through the supplies like nothing.

"Jeez." Silver mumbled, gently slipping off the black band that was covering his left eye.

"Why are you taking your eyepatch off, are you going super saiyan?" Neko asked Silver curiously, tilting her head.

She didn't bother to wear an eyepatch. 

"He's about to reveal his Geass of course." Soul stated matter-of-factly.

"Neither," Silver told the both of them, "I am simply exhausted and feel that taking my eye patch will help. My eye does hold magical potential, but I am no Lelouch or Goku. Just me." 

"Kuroi how are you even a demon butler without watching a single episode." Soul inquired, bored at the lack of geass or super sayain.