A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

"Kuroi how are you even a demon butler without watching a single episode." Soul inquired, bored at the lack of geass or super sayain.

 

"Simply because I act like a demon on occasions, and I live to help and serve Neko in any way." Silver replied, rather simply, and down what was likely to be his tenth glass of soda.

Yuffie polished off her glass of Arendelle Lager. She sighed, then glanced around. Chaos as usual. How fun. But no, she should probably be going. Too many blackout drunk nights in a row already. Pushing it... might bring her a bit closer to somewhere she did not want to go. She double checked that she had everything, placed a couple of dollar bills she had left over from earlier that day on the counter, and stood up. She grabbed her vest from where it had been sitting on the back of her chair (yes, all she was wearing was the undershirt, that was her drinking outfit) and put it on. Then without ceremony, and making sure that everyone was distracted with their own happenings, left the bar.

"All right, sounds legit." Soul muttered in reply. "Just know that I am the fallen angel, Lu.... you know what, never mind."

 

Soul laughed to himself, walking his way over Lelouch. "You. Me. Xiaolin showdown."

"Hey Silver. Lets secretly stalk Yuffie." Neko said, standing up and pointing to the door. 

"First one to steal Yuffie's shirt without her noticing, wins." Soul whispered, stalking the stalkers.

"Did she even leave?" Silver asked Neko, glancing around the bar for a moment. He carefully checked the bars inhabitants, and noticed at that that they were one short--short by one Yuffie. Silver sighed, pushed himself away from the bar, pulled his eyepatch back on, and walked right up to Neko.

"Well? Ready to do this?" He asked with a smile.

"Secret Ninja mooodee~" Neko said, quickly sneaking out of the bar. 

Soul grabbed Lelouch in a way similar to Shirley. "Let's go~"

Nortanort, who had been up until then observing, and trying to think of something to say, (And wondering where he had left his bass cannon.), exclaimed, "What?!" as he was grabbed by Soul. "Why do you want me?" he asked, much quieter. "What could I possibly do?" he asked, a bit confused. He pulled a muffin out of his jacket, as he waited for Soul to answer his questions. 

 

(By the way... any reason as to why you refer to my character as Lelouch?)

Silver quickly followed the lovely Neko, making sure to keep up with her while ensuring that he didn't make too much of a sound. He glanced at Soul for a second, frowning at him with a fairly goofy expression, and quickly went off to keep up with Neko. He didn't know why Yuffie would want to leave...besides just wanting to escape the loud and irritating sounds of the bar.

(I called Riki as Crona once too, so I guess I'm just breaking the fourth wall.)

 

"You're my best friend, not including Ruby, Amber, Alicia, Neko, Crona, Shulk, Firaga, Merc, kingdomhearts45, Guide Guide Guide, Maka, Kittens, Sandra, Yuffie, Sky, Javelin, kirie, Shigehiko, Jack, and Nunnally. Help me out, man." Soul replied without taking a breath.

(Ah, I see.)

"Who the Hel ar-" Nortanort cut himself off. He knew asking Soul about most of those people would just cause his brain to hurt. Sighing, he said, "Well, since I'm honored to be on that list, I'll help. Now, what is it exactly that you want me to do? Because... I'm not exactly very stealthy," pointing to Clarice. "She wasn't exactly designed for stealth missions you know," he said, almost boastfully.

"Steal Yuffie's shirt without her noticing, and prevent Silver from kissing Neko." Soul replied, sneaking out of the bar. "It's part of the ogre plan. Plan Orange. Ogre."

Neko had caught a glimpse of Yuffie, smiling mischievously.

"Ohhh Yuffiiieee" her voice echoed, Neko suddenly running behind her and jumping on her.

"Did you think you could escape me?"

"Neko please don't be creepy about it..." Silver said with a sigh, going over to her and gently prying her off of Yuffie, "I'm sure Yuffie had a very good reason for leaving...."

"Um..... think you can...." Soul whispered from a corner, watching the scene. "Hmmm..... Pqrtx10 D1 to D5.... no.... sicilian defense? Nah..... Let's keep hiding."

"Steal Yuffie's shirt without her noticing, and prevent Silver from kissing Neko." Soul replied, sneaking out of the bar. "It's part of the ogre plan. Plan Orange. Ogre."

"Steal... her shirt?" he muttered, confused. Sighing, he said. "Well, I can pretty easily help with the second half of that. In fact, the very term ogre plan has given me a great idea! I... just need all of your onions. I have a few myself, but back ups would be nice. And garlic. Lots and lots of garlic. A simple plan, but quite effective." He grinned an evil grin, showing his devious side. 

The bar shook under the weight of the soundwaves shooting from the opponents, it became so harsh that the Dubstep player couldn't keep up, and was shot out of the bar. "And that's how it's done!" NeverBetter yelled, looking around, the bar began to quickly clean out. "...Oh."  His hair drooped somewhat as he put away his multiple stupid antic-based items. Sitting at the bar, he grabbed a mug of root beer, and slumped on the bar. The tender looked at him. "...You alright, buddy?" He asked. He drank out of the glass, gulping the liquid down. "It gets tiring... Being me..." The tender just laughed. "Your life? You basically live here, I'm basically your butler, and you lead a team of total baddasses. How can your life be hard?" "It's fun, but... Some days I just want things to be more like what I thought. Adventuring with my friends, finding love, killing great beasts, that sort of thing. It's fun doing what I do, but y'know.. It's not what I wanted, exactly. "I don't know abut this any more..." The bar tender sighed. "Sound like me when I was younger..." Derik literally snapped his head up. "Oh firetruck that! I ain't living my life like you'rs, nope nope nope!" NeverBetter downed his glass and ran out from the bar, and began jogging down the street, hoping to find some sort of something to change his life for the better.

Yuffie glanced behind her to Neko and Silver. Near the entrance of the bar, she could still see Nort and Soul. She turned back towards the road. "I happen to have..." Yuffie was stumped trying to think up a lie. She wasn't too great at lying. "A date. And rather soon, he'll be showing up at my apartment door expecting me to be wearing something nice!" She said, smiling and trying to pass her story off as the truth. "So, if you two lovebirds would excuse me from the guild celebration, I do have personal plans." She finished curtly, walking towards the residential district of town again.

"O-oh..." The main thing about that was the word date, which caused Silver to glance at Neko for a moment. Seeing as Yuffie had plans herself, Silver wondered if he should do something with Neko, in turn. He sighed for a moment and nudged Neko's arm, "Well, I suppose that's fine? Want to uh...just head back, Neko?"

"O-oh..." The main thing about that was the word date, which caused Silver to glance at Neko for a moment. Seeing as Yuffie had plans herself, Silver wondered if he should do something with Neko, in turn. He sighed for a moment and nudged Neko's arm, "Well, I suppose that's fine? Want to uh...just head back, Neko?"

Not looking, Neverbetter quite literally charged and tackled Silver, Neko, and Yuffie. "I got things to do, people to see, women to woo, ze hell is in my way?"

"Double date!" Soul yelled, in complete contradiction of his 2-minutes-ago self.

 

"Trust Operation Ogre" he whispered to Lelouch

"LIES. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!!" Neko suddenly yelled.

But as soon as Silver nudged her arm, Neko looked back at him.

"It's too loud in there. I don't like loud places." She said rather silently.

Neko then looked right back at Yuffie.

"Soul and Nort are trying to steal your shirt. I would run." She whispered.

"Ahh! Get off me Neverbetter!" Neko yelled upon him tackling her.

And once Soul yelled double date, Neko just gave Soul the bitch stare.

Edited December 28, 201410 yr by Neko-chan

"LIES. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES!!" Neko suddenly yelled.But as soon as Silver nudged her arm, Neko looked back at him."It's too loud in there. I don't like loud places." She said rather silently.Neko then looked right back at Yuffie."Soul and Nort are trying to steal your shirt. I would run." She whispered.

 

Not looking, Neverbetter quite literally charged and tackled Silver, Neko, and Yuffie. "I got things to do, people to see, women to woo, ze hell is in my way?"

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"What is even happening?" Silver exclaimed, towards not only the fact that he had been tackled, but the fact that his girlfriend was screaming at Yuffie, and now Soul was coming in yelling about doing some sort of double date. Also that just about everyone had been tackled, to think of it.

"Riki, for what purpose did you tackle me? Was it necessary?"

Edited December 28, 201410 yr by Silver Kuroi