A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

(I fixed my post)

(No regrets, I'd still like it.)

"Double date!" Soul yelled, in complete contradiction of his 2-minutes-ago self.

 

"Trust Operation Ogre" he whispered to Lelouch

Nortanort looked directly at Soul, and let out an evil laugh. "Why... I have an awful idea! A wonderful, awful, idea! I get the feeling that Yuffie isn't being very honest here," he said. Dropping to whisper, he adds, "So why not... claim to be her date? She couldn't possibly deny it, could she?!" He let out another evil laugh, although this time just to make himself feel better. 

"But the Yuffie route ended weeks ago." he whispered. "Still, I love it." Sneaking away from the group, Soul dashed towards Yuffie's apartment like a moron.

"What is even happening?" Silver exclaimed, towards not only the fact that he had been tackled, but the fact that his girlfriend was screaming at Yuffie, and now Soul was coming in yelling about doing some sort of double date. Also that just about everyone had been tackled, to think of it.

"Riki, for what purpose did you tackle me? Was it necessary?"

"What? Who in hell..." Neverbetter stopped charging and dragging the people he tackled along with him to actually look at who he hit. "Oh. Sorry about that, hollywood's newest couple, and Yuffie. My reason is thi: I am in the middle of my mid-life's-crisis. And you know what?!" Neverbetter yelled. He picked up Yuffie and ran away. "I'm going to run away and use Yuffie as my new GPS: AKA tossing her into the wild blue yander and chasing after her body as gravity forces it to crash to the ground! firetruck iiitttt!"  "To infinity and beyond!" He Literally threw Yuffie as far as he could into the sky and chased her as she fell.

"What."

 

That was all Silver could say.

"I...." Soul muttered while running, "sense a disturbance."

Kev started to celebrate. "We won! we beet the dustpp! WEEEEHHHWW!" He tried to high five Never, but he was already at the bar. Kev stumbled over to the bar, tripped over, and banged his head on the bar. He lay on the ground moaning for a few moments, and then stood up, gripping his head. "Jeez, what happened? It feels like my head is split open." he looked at his hand, which was bloody. "Oh. that makes sense, then." He asked the barkeep for some bandages, and wrapped them around his head. "Thanks man. your the best."  He looked around the bar to find that a lot of his friends were gone, only a few remained. He noticed nortanort watching soul run off. he strolled up with his hands in his pockets. "Sup, nort. Whats going on?"

Edited December 28, 201410 yr by TheGuide

Neko just stood there, her eyes staring at Riki.

"I've had enough today..." She muttered.

Neko turned herself around.

"I think I'm going to go home."

"Neko?" Silver asked, looking right up at her. He was a bit confused, but knew that this insanity was pretty draining...

Soul managed to reach Yuffie's apartment. 5 lbs of dust says she doesn't even stop by, he thought to himself in Torchwick's voice.

In the air, Yuffie did a kind of an exasperated sigh. She pulled out a smoke pill, and crushed it in her hand, and she disappeared like a ninja. But she did leave a mirage of her falling, so NeverBetter would be playing fetch probably until dawn. She reappeared in her apartment. "Thank God for ancient ninja techniques that really shouldn't work but do." She muttered. 

Neko walked off to the giant black creepy castle literally in a neighborhood.

The castle was her home. She secretly wanted Silver to secretly follow her secretly.

Silver sighed and snuck off. He could easily pick up on Neko's hints, and not-so-discreetly followed her to her magnificent castle.

Soul kicked through Yuffie's window, landing in the bathtub.

A scary Alladin-like lion appeared in front of Neko's door.

"WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBERRR"

"Just me." Silver said, waving at the lion that he was 99% sure was based off that sand lion thing from Alladin. It had the same booming voice too, "Can I come in?"

In the air, Yuffie did a kind of an exasperated sigh. She pulled out a smoke pill, and crushed it in her hand, and she disappeared like a ninja. But she did leave a mirage of her falling, so NeverBetter would be playing fetch probably until dawn. She reappeared in her apartment. "Thank God for ancient ninja techniques that really shouldn't work but do." She muttered. 

Crash! Hark, what breaks through yander window? A shadow clone of Yuiffie, that's what. And without thinking, NeverBetter literally smashed in through the house, slamming into the refregerator in the room. "Ding dong the witch is dead!" he muttered, holding up a witches hat and throwing it on Soul's head.

"Witch hat Evans, at your service." Soul yelled, hoping Lelouch would appreciate the reference.

Yuffie closed her eyes slowly. Her days didn't end, they just kind of became a stream of events that wouldn't stop. She pulled out her pistols, and checked that they were full. Good. She clicked them shut, and strolled to her bathroom, where Soul and NeverBetter were standing. And Soul was in her bathtub. "You are currently trespassing on private property and I reserve all right to shoot you if you don't leave here immediately." She said, sounding pretty tired. And kind of cranky. And messing with a cranky Yuffie was liable to get you shot somewhere that matters.

"Do you have a piano? I can play Waltz 69 1." he replied meekly. Walking out of the tub, he opened her closet.

Yuffie closed her eyes slowly. Her days didn't end, they just kind of became a stream of events that wouldn't stop. She pulled out her pistols, and checked that they were full. Good. She clicked them shut, and strolled to her bathroom, where Soul and NeverBetter were standing. And Soul was in her bathtub. "You are currently trespassing on private property and I reserve all right to shoot you if you don't leave here immediately." She said, sounding pretty tired. And kind of cranky. And messing with a cranky Yuffie was liable to get you shot somewhere that matters.

"Honey I lost those a long time ago to a oger with a baseball bat and looked like Elvis." Neverbetter sat up. "Anyhow, I'm impervious to bullets, if you don't recall." he muttered, neatly picking her up and putting her outside the bathroom. "Hold on a moment." he shut the door, and opened a bottle of liquid chocolate, drank it, propmtly smashed her toilet with a hammer, and exited out of the window.

"Honey I lost those a long time ago to a oger with a baseball bat and looked like Elvis." Neverbetter sat up. "Anyhow, I'm impervious to bullets, if you don't recall." he muttered, neatly picking her up and putting her outside the bathroom. "Hold on a moment." he shut the door, and opened a bottle of liquid chocolate, drank it, propmtly smashed her toilet with a hammer, and exited out of the window.

 

(What even)

"Witch hat Evans, at your service." Soul yelled, hoping Lelouch would appreciate the reference.

(You have broken the 4th wall more times than the element of laughter incarnate herself! And the only reason I say that is because it's hard not to after writing almost 2000 words about her! Also, yes, I appreciate the reference!)

Nortanort burst into even more evil laughter after seeing Soul run off, and what happened to Yuffie. Evidently, the secret to his sanity was muffins and evil laughs. He didn't try and understand how that worked, as he knew that would end badly. He just... rolled with it. He then noticed Silver following Neko. Taking Plan Ogre to heart, he sneakily followed Silver. He had a pocket full of garlic with Silver's name on it. And he even had a secret plan. One involving muffins. 

"Oh, okay, bye then" kev walked back into the bar, where axel was still drunk. "Looks like were clearing out. Hey cap, reyn, ill get axel to his room." he grabbed axel and tossed him over his shoulder while axel was still spouting gibberish about flapjacks.