A crisp morning, that December was. A cold, average day. quiet, at least until twelve PM. That, of course, was the opening hour of Mainstreed, the Questboards, and the Cherrywood Bar and Wood fire Pizza restaurant, a well-known hang out spot of a specific low-grade monster-bashing team, as well as where we find said team blacked out, on the floor, like usual.

 

NeverBetter awoke with a grunt, coughing up a ball of hair, he tried to recall last night's events. "That's the last time I let Yuffie get my drinks... I think I bit a chunk out of Silver's hair again..." He sighed picking himself up off the ground, he looked around at the rest of his drunken and sleeping team.

 

"All of you, get up, please!" NeverBetter called to his teammates. 

 

(Welcome to the world we now as Alternate. I have just put us all here for now, as I feel its the easiest way to do things in terms of kicking us off.  Let the posting commence!)

Edited February 19, 201510 yr by Guest

Yuffie sighed loudly, and turned away. She'd examine her bathroom in the morning. For now, she had to deal with a curious Soul who happened to be examining the innards of her closet. "SOUL! GET THE FUG OUT BEFORE I SHOOT THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF YOU!" She yelled at him, using her favorite not swear word which she had learned from a lengthy example of great literature. She kicked him towards the door. "AND IF YOU COME BACK INTO MY PERSONAL APARTMENT. Well, let's just say, it won't end well for you."

"I need your shirt though. Operation Ogre." he replied, not even sure what OO was.

"I need your shirt though. Operation Ogre." he replied, not even sure what OO was.

(So... this means that Nortnanort is going on a mission given to him by Soul for an operation that doesn't exist? In that case... I love it! *Waits for Silver and or Neko to post.) 

(So... this means that Nortnanort is going on a mission given to him by Soul for an operation that doesn't exist? In that case... I love it! *Waits for Silver and or Neko to post.) 

 

(Operation Orange wasn't a real plan by Lelouch either ;D)

(Operation Orange wasn't a real plan by Lelouch either ;D)

(I... honestly- 

 

Oh wait. I see! Ha, I got that reference.) 

Yuffie, pretty exasperated, reached into her closet and pulled out a stained white t-shirt. She threw it at his face. "Now please get out of my apartment."

"Alright. Tootles." Soul jumped out another window, breaking it in the process before running to Lelouch. Step 1 was a success. Now it's all up to Nunnally.

"THE WINNER IS... CAPTAIN FALCON!"

 

"Dang it! I thought I had him!" Cap shouted before shutting his 3DS and shoving it into his pocket. As he looked around, he noticed that most of his fellow guild members had already left. "Oh dear, what did I miss?" he asked, before walking out of the bar. After a moment of thought, Cap headed towards the market place to sell the unicorn parts he'd collected.

Kev dropped axel on his his bed. "Sleep tight buddy." He strolled out of the bar and noticed cap walking down the street. he cought up to him. "Oh, hey cap! glad to see someones around. whatcha up to?"

"Just me." Silver said, waving at the lion that he was 99% sure was based off that sand lion thing from Alladin. It had the same booming voice too, "Can I come in?"

Due to loopy time physics that I'm allowed to take advantage of, Nortanort ended up hiding inside a cardboard box, and listening to what Silver was saying. Sensing an opportunity to inact his cunning plan, he threw the box from over his head, jumped up, ran over to Silver, and pulled him to one side. "What are you thinking man?!" he exclaimed in an agitated voice. "Going to visit Neko like... like..." he gestured to all of Silver, "This?! I mean, your whole body is shaking," he said, grabbing Silver and vigorously shaking him. "Your arms are clammy, your forehead is sweating, and worst of all," he paused to take a deep breath, "Your breath positively, absolutely, one-hundred percent, STINKS!" He then put on his Star glasses. "But have no fear!" he exclaimed, in a pose that could only possibly be described as dramatic finger pointing. "For my panacea muffin shall cure you of all of your symptoms! And best of all... I'll let you have it for free! Because that's what friends are for!" he finished, pulling said muffin out of his jacket, and handing it over to Silver, practically forcing it into his hand.

Silver looked up at Lelouch as if he had gone mad. Silver was still standing before the lion (which hadn't responded...maybe it was just slow today) when Lelouch approached him with a strange, foul-smelling muffin in his hand. He forced it into Silver's own palm, and Silver glanced down at it.

"Uhhh....well, I thank you for the offer, but I'm not one to accept random gifts from strangers. Especially when the gift was forced into my possession." With that, he tossed the muffin up into the air, unsheathed his blade, and cut the poor pastry into bits.

Silver looked up at Lelouch as if he had gone mad. Silver was still standing before the lion (which hadn't responded...maybe it was just slow today) when Lelouch approached him with a strange, foul-smelling muffin in his hand. He forced it into Silver's own palm, and Silver glanced down at it."Uhhh....well, I thank you for the offer, but I'm not one to accept random gifts from strangers. Especially when the gift was forced into my possession." With that, he tossed the muffin up into the air, unsheathed his blade, and cut the poor pastry into bits.

(I wish I had Geass...)"What had that poor muffin ever done to you? It was no random gift, it was something you needed, given to you by a good friend of yours!" he exclaimed, acting hurt. "But I'm willing to live and let die our misunderstandings! And as a token of my sincerity, have a glass of water, on me!" he said, pulling a glass of water out of his jacket. He proffered it to Silver, a friendly smile on his face. Of course, what Silver couldn't possibly know, was that the water contained distilled garlic essence, which was oderless.

(I wish I had Geass...)"What had that poor muffin ever done to you? It was no random gift, it was something you needed, given to you by a good friend of yours!" he exclaimed, acting hurt. "But I'm willing to live and let die our misunderstandings! And as a token of my sincerity, have a glass of water, on me!" he said, pulling a glass of water out of his jacket. He proffered it to Silver, a friendly smile on his face. Of course, what Silver couldn't possibly know, was that the water contained distilled garlic essence, which was oderless.

(I'll allow a one-time Geass.)

Neko's sand lion thing disappeared and with her teleportation, She appeared right in front of Lelouch. Her gun pointed at his head.

"Stop offering stuff to Silver."She snapped at him.

Neko's sand lion thing disappeared and with her teleportation, She appeared right in front of Lelouch. Her gun pointed at his head. "Stop offering stuff to Silver."She snapped at him.

"Yeah. Stop trying to give silver stuff." A miniature NeverBetter's head stuck outside of Nort's gun, it was obviously still set to Gag, and obviously this time it generated a mini NeverBetter. "Yeah, what he said." NeverBetter said through a mouth full of chocolate. He then I picked up the miniature version of him, which curled into a ball, and punted it to the moon.

"Wasn't like I was going to take it, either." Silver said, even though no one else seemed to be even listening to him. If he had refused gift number one, why in the world would he accept gift number two? He shook his head and watched as Neko pressed the barrel of her gun against the head of Lelouch.

Neko's sand lion thing disappeared and with her teleportation, She appeared right in front of Lelouch. Her gun pointed at his head."Stop offering stuff to Silver."She snapped at him.

Nortanort side-stepped the gun, saying, "Why, I'm only trying to provide a helpful service to a good friend of mine! Why, I'd offer a muffin to you, but clearly my muffins aren't welcome here," sounding a bit hurt. Of course, he wasn't, but he was... scheming. 

 

"Yeah. Stop trying to give silver stuff." A miniature NeverBetter's head stuck outside of Nort's gun, it was obviously still set to Gag, and obviously this time it generated a mini NeverBetter. "Yeah, what he said." NeverBetter said through a mouth full of chocolate. He then I picked up the miniature version of him, which curled into a ball, and punted it to the moon.

"Where... did you come from?" he asked the full-sized NeverBetter. He didn't even try and question how his gun's gag setting, which was only supposed to fire a fake flag, created a miniature NeverBetter. He just resigned all questions about NeverBetter's powers to the "I really don't want to know," bin within his head. It took up a lot of room, not that it really mattered.

"Wasn't like I was going to take it, either." Silver said, even though no one else seemed to be even listening to him. If he had refused gift number one, why in the world would he accept gift number two? He shook his head and watched as Neko pressed the barrel of her gun against the head of Lelouch.

And then suddenly, Nortanort lost it. He couldn't really pin-point the precise part that caused his breakdown, but he saw it coming and could not avert it. "MY NAME IS LELOUCH!" yelled Nortanort, for no apparent reason. "Smoke-bomb, GO!" he exclaimed, taking a page out of Yuffie's book. He pulled out a small smoke pill, and threw it on the floor, causing large quantities of smoke to spew forth from it. When the smoke cleared, Nortanort had vanished, leaving behind a mysterious masked figure wearing the full ensemble of Zero. "Who are you people? 'Zero' asked, in a voice suspiciously close to Nortanort's.

 

(P. S. I mainly did this because Soul, Silver, and Neko called me Lelouch, if anyone wondered!) 

Nortanort side-stepped the gun, saying, "Why, I'm only trying to provide a helpful service to a good friend of mine! Why, I'd offer a muffin to you, but clearly my muffins aren't welcome here," sounding a bit hurt. Of course, he wasn't, but he was... scheming. 

 

"Where... did you come from?" he asked the full-sized NeverBetter. He didn't even try and question how his gun's gag setting, which was only supposed to fire a fake flag, created a miniature NeverBetter. He just resigned all questions about NeverBetter's powers to the "I really don't want to know," bin within his head. It took up a lot of room, not that it really mattered.

And then suddenly, Nortanort lost it. He couldn't really pin-point the precise part that caused his breakdown, but he saw it coming and could not avert it. "MY NAME IS LELOUCH!" yelled Nortanort, for no apparent reason. "Smoke-bomb, GO!" he exclaimed, taking a page out of Yuffie's book. He pulled out a small smoke pill, and threw it on the floor, causing large quantities of smoke to spew forth from it. When the smoke cleared, Nortanort had vanished, leaving behind a mysterious masked figure wearing the full ensemble of Zero. "Who are you people? 'Zero' asked, in a voice suspiciously close to Nortanort's.

 

(P. S. I mainly did this because Soul, Silver, and Neko called me Lelouch, if anyone wondered!) 

 

((I do it because Soul does it and honestly I don't know what else to call you but Nort. Actually I'm not sure why I started calling you that. Weird.))

((I do it because Soul does it and honestly I don't know what else to call you but Nort. Actually I'm not sure why I started calling you that. Weird.))

(((Ah, I see! Thanks for the explanation. And now to wait for people to react to 'Zero'!)))

Nortanort side-stepped the gun, saying, "Why, I'm only trying to provide a helpful service to a good friend of mine! Why, I'd offer a muffin to you, but clearly my muffins aren't welcome here," sounding a bit hurt. Of course, he wasn't, but he was... scheming.  "Where... did you come from?" he asked the full-sized NeverBetter. He didn't even try and question how his gun's gag setting, which was only supposed to fire a fake flag, created a miniature NeverBetter. He just resigned all questions about NeverBetter's powers to the "I really don't want to know," bin within his head. It took up a lot of room, not that it really mattered.And then suddenly, Nortanort lost it. He couldn't really pin-point the precise part that caused his breakdown, but he saw it coming and could not avert it. "MY NAME IS LELOUCH!" yelled Nortanort, for no apparent reason. "Smoke-bomb, GO!" he exclaimed, taking a page out of Yuffie's book. He pulled out a small smoke pill, and threw it on the floor, causing large quantities of smoke to spew forth from it. When the smoke cleared, Nortanort had vanished, leaving behind a mysterious masked figure wearing the full ensemble of Zero. "Who are you people? 'Zero' asked, in a voice suspiciously close to Nortanort's. (P. S. I mainly did this because Soul, Silver, and Neko called me Lelouch, if anyone wondered!)

"I'm the god damn Bat-Man!" NeverBetter yelled from the inside of his Bat-Man suit. He took out a batarang, and threw it at the obviously not Nort Zero.

"I'm the god damn Bat-Man!" NeverBetter yelled from the inside of his Bat-Man suit. He took out a batarang, and threw it at the obviously not Nort Zero.

'Zero' watched at the batarang harmlessly bounced off his suit. "Bat-man, is it? Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. I... am Zero," said 'Zero' holding out his hand to NeverBetter-who-is-also-Batman. "Would you like a lozenge? Your voice doesn't sound right," he said, holding out a throat lozenge, from who knows where.  

'Zero' watched at the batarang harmlessly bounced off his suit. "Bat-man, is it? Well, it's a pleasure to meet you. I... am Zero," said 'Zero' holding out his hand to NeverBetter-who-is-also-Batman. "Would you like a lozenge? Your voice doesn't sound right," he said, holding out a throat lozenge, from who knows where.

NeverBatManEver punched the man in the face. "WHERE IS THE JOKER!?" he screamed at Nort. "Where is he!?"

Soul walked behind Batman, considering.... nah.

He then winked at Zero, a sign that OO was going correctly. Deciding to join in the madness, Soul put a crown on his shoulder. "I am Sora, king of Imanity. I also like cat girls and own a cat girl kingdom."

NeverBatManEver punched the man in the face. "WHERE IS THE JOKER!?" he screamed at Nort. "Where is he!?"

'Zero' fell to the floor, clearly not expecting a punch to the mask. He pulled himself up with dignity, pulled out a pack of cards from... somewhere, and pulled out a Joker. He handed it over to NeverBatManEver, saying, "Well, this is the best I can do," with what would have been a smug look upon his face, if anyone could actually see his face.

 

Soul walked behind Batman, considering.... nah.He then winked at Zero, a sign that OO was going correctly. Deciding to join in the madness, Soul put a crown on his shoulder. "I am Sora, king of Imanity. I also like cat girls and own a cat girl kingdom."

'Zero' looked at Soul, wondering why he was winking. "Hello, King Sora! What is it like to be a ruler of a cat girl kingdom?" he asked, curious. "Does it require you to wear your crown on your shoulder, instead of on your head?" he added, noticing the weird placement of it. 

"Only my sister Shiro deserves the honor of having a crown on her head." Soulra (lol) explained. "So far, I've beaten god, became king, own a Jibril, and have a cat girl kingdom. Neko isn't in this crappy life so don't worry about her."

 

Pulling out a deck of cards, he offered a game of blackjack.