I'd totally erase all of these notifications, tho.

I saw (18087) (18050)

 

I was so confused xDx

10/10, would bang you for this idea

Gotta love how the most innocent of conversations around here end in someone promising to lay, or be laid.

Gotta love how the most innocent of conversations around here end in someone promising to lay, or be laid.

 

This is why I don't talk to people online, they always show up at my door and try to put their finger in me.

This is why I don't talk to people online, they always show up at my door and try to put their finger in me.

 

Just shut up, and bend over like a good chap, and it'll be over soon.

Just shut up, and bend over like a good chap, and it'll be over soon.

 

I never signed up for this.

 

Also, as for the (18050), just you all wait. I'll never open my notifications ever again until I've reached that number!