Grettings everyone, my name is Eterna, For 5 months now I have lurked these forums. watching, waiting, Biding my time if you will. But now it is time to come clean.
In secret I have been working on a goal, an achievement so astounding it brings a smile to my lips just thinking of it.
My friends, I have achieved a weight of 903 Pounds.
5 months of eating nothing but Doritos and Microwavable macoroni has all led to this My time of glory, my time of rememberance.
Oh sure it was hard, making clothes out of tarps is never an easy ordeal, hiding stretch marks on my face was also a challenge, tapping two benches together for a computer chair? never easy.
I now plan to head to guinenss world records and inform them of my new record size.
That was the plan anyhow, until I realized I could no longer move.
That is where you guys come in, you MUST inform guinness World records of this!
Now go! and quickly! my lifespan has been cut in two and I have little over two weeks to live!
Grettings everyone, my name is Eterna, For 5 months now I have lurked these forums. watching, waiting, Biding my time if you will. But now it is time to come clean.
In secret I have been working on a goal, an achievement so astounding it brings a smile to my lips just thinking of it.
My friends, I have achieved a weight of 903 Pounds.
5 months of eating nothing but Doritos and Microwavable macoroni has all led to this My time of glory, my time of rememberance.
Oh sure it was hard, making clothes out of tarps is never an easy ordeal, hiding stretch marks on my face was also a challenge, tapping two benches together for a computer chair? never easy.
I now plan to head to guinenss world records and inform them of my new record size.
That was the plan anyhow, until I realized I could no longer move.
That is where you guys come in, you MUST inform guinness World records of this!
Now go! and quickly! my lifespan has been cut in two and I have little over two weeks to live!