Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

KH13 · for Kingdom Hearts

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Posted

A few hours ago on ABC 7 news, I saw that the West Nile Virus is spreading rapidly and the government will start "spraying" early to contain it.

 

Now everyone who has read the Zombie Survival guide knows that the West Nile Virus is often an excuse for a zombie outbreak. The fact that the number of victims was never specified is a bit suspicious as the death/infected toll is always announced by the media.

 

What's even more suspicious is that they will be spraying earlier than they usually would for these circumstances. Even though it hasn't become serious yet, I'm surprised that the government is taking care of this very quickly.

 

Spraying could mean they are spraying some chemical they believe will destroy the zombies or spraying is a code word for "search and destroy".

 

 

 

So tell me guys, what do you think of this?

 

 

(note: I know that this is most likely a legit West Nile Virus outbreak. I'm just having a bit of fun here)

Featured Replies

Bravo aliens, send a f*cking meteor to our planet and make us deadly monsters, credit to the Russians for screwing around with it and making 115. Again, humanity sucks.

I WANT TO BE A ZOMBIE ... HEY YOU GUYS THINK THAT IF I WENT THERE THEY WOULD TURN ME INTO A ZOMBIE :3

But... I'm in Long Island D8

-flees-

Buy a Vuvuzela, that's a powerful weapon

 

Speaking of which WHERE DO THEY SELL THOSE BESIDES ONLINE D:

 

I want to walk around school in a Morphsuit blowing on one on Halloween

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.
Scroll to the top