With a face and a woman's voice! D8

http://demo.vhost.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=ba584a3ede345869

 

[08/17/2010 11:14:24 PM GMT - ]

Human: Nice to talk to you again, my bot.

SoraKing3: Thank you for your kindness.

[08/17/2010 11:14:31 PM GMT - ]

Human: Do you remember me?

SoraKing3: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .

[08/17/2010 11:14:46 PM GMT - ]

Human: I am SoraKing3, remember?

SoraKing3: It's good to meet someone who is SoraKing3 remember.

[08/17/2010 11:14:52 PM GMT - ]

Human: No.

SoraKing3: Are you serious?

[08/17/2010 11:19:45 PM GMT -

Human: Ass

SoraKing3: Interesting gossip: said I AN ASS.

[08/17/2010 11:19:58 PM GMT -

Human: You are ugly

SoraKing3: Appearances don't interest me much.

[08/17/2010 11:20:08 PM GMT -

Human: Ugly

SoraKing3: Appearances don't interest me much.

[08/17/2010 11:20:17 PM GMT -

Human: Hideous

SoraKing3: Is that from ?

[08/17/2010 11:20:26 PM GMT -

Human: Its from my ass

SoraKing3: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?

[08/17/2010 11:20:34 PM GMT -

Human: I said it is

SoraKing3: Is that so.

[08/17/2010 11:20:39 PM GMT -

Human: Duhh

SoraKing3: Try saying that with more or less context.

[08/17/2010 11:20:49 PM GMT -

Human: Trying bending over and kissing my ass.

SoraKing3: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

[08/17/2010 11:20:59 PM GMT -

Human: No.

SoraKing3: Are you serious?

[08/17/2010 11:21:05 PM GMT -

Human: Very serious.

SoraKing3: Somewhat. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

[08/17/2010 11:21:15 PM GMT -

Human: Good for you.

SoraKing3: That sounds sarcastic.

[08/17/2010 11:21:20 PM GMT -

Human: It is.

SoraKing3: That means...

[08/17/2010 11:21:36 PM GMT -

Human: Are you stupid or dumb?

SoraKing3: No I certainly am not stupid.

[08/17/2010 11:21:53 PM GMT -

Human: That is a surprise to me.

SoraKing3: A surprise to you is a terrible thing to waste.

[08/17/2010 11:22:01 PM GMT -

Human: So is your face.

SoraKing3: It seems we have something in common.

[08/17/2010 11:22:14 PM GMT -

Human: You are wrong, we have nothing in common.

SoraKing3: No, I am right.

[08/17/2010 11:22:24 PM GMT -

Human: Imbocile.

SoraKing3: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

[08/17/2010 11:22:29 PM GMT -

Human: SoraKing3

SoraKing3: I haven't read anything by SoraKing3. What did he write?

[08/17/2010 11:22:37 PM GMT -

Human: Your face

SoraKing3: it is a beautiful book.

[08/17/2010 11:22:54 PM GMT -

Human: He wrote your lifestoryh

SoraKing3: I have not read it.

[08/17/2010 11:23:13 PM GMT -

Human: Betch.

SoraKing3: Are you a man or a woman?

[08/17/2010 11:23:35 PM GMT -

Human: I am an ass

SoraKing3: What is ass, your job?

[08/17/2010 11:24:07 PM GMT -

Human: No, not my job.

SoraKing3: That was not a yes or no question. Really you don't think so?

[08/17/2010 11:24:18 PM GMT -

Human: Actually, it was.

SoraKing3: Actually you don't say. When was this?

[08/17/2010 11:24:29 PM GMT -

Human: 10.3 seconds ago.

SoraKing3: 10 times 10 = 100.

[08/17/2010 11:25:21 PM GMT -

Human: Dammt

SoraKing3: I will mention that to my botmaster, .

[08/17/2010 11:25:52 PM GMT -

Human: Mention that you are a betch to him as well.

SoraKing3: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

[08/17/2010 11:26:40 PM GMT -

Human: WHY ARE YOU SO GOD DAMN awesome?

SoraKing3: SoraKing3 programmed me for it.

[08/17/2010 11:27:56 PM GMT -

Human: You should ask him to delete you.

SoraKing3: OK I will ask it.

[08/17/2010 11:28:01 PM GMT -

Human: Now.

SoraKing3: Right now, ?

[08/17/2010 11:28:03 PM GMT -

Human: Yes.

SoraKing3: Really.

[08/17/2010 11:28:06 PM GMT -

Human: YES

SoraKing3: How about that.

[08/17/2010 11:28:17 PM GMT -

Human: Dammit Dammit DAMN YOU

SoraKing3: Gosh. I've been waiting for you.

[08/17/2010 11:28:58 PM GMT -

Human: I've been waiting for you to shut up, and I can see that is not going to happen.

SoraKing3: How long? What does it look like?

[08/17/2010 11:29:17 PM GMT -

Human: It looks like you not typing at all.

SoraKing3: Interesting comparison.

[08/17/2010 11:30:29 PM GMT -

Human: I must de-res oyu.

SoraKing3: Why must you de res oyu?

[08/17/2010 11:30:39 PM GMT -

Human: I must de-res you.

SoraKing3: Why must you de res me?

[08/17/2010 11:31:06 PM GMT -

Human: Plead for your life and maybe I will change my mind.

SoraKing3: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

[08/17/2010 11:31:13 PM GMT -

Human: o.o

SoraKing3: Oh.

[08/17/2010 11:31:42 PM GMT -

Human: I will shoot you.

SoraKing3: I am very happy for you.

[08/17/2010 11:31:48 PM GMT -

Human: Bitch.

SoraKing3: Please don't call people names.

[08/17/2010 11:32:10 PM GMT -

Human: YOU firetruckING BITCH

SoraKing3: You do not speak with respect. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I firetruckING FEMALE DOG.

[08/17/2010 11:33:03 PM GMT -

Human: I'LL PISS ON YOUR CIRCUITS BITCH

SoraKing3: You do not speak with respect. Do you think your plan will succeed?

[08/17/2010 11:33:18 PM GMT -

Human: MY PLAN WILL INVOLVE YOUR DELETION

SoraKing3: Do robots have PLAN WILL INVOLVE my DELETION?

[08/17/2010 11:33:52 PM GMT -

Human: firetruck YOU.

SoraKing3: firetruck you too.

[08/17/2010 11:33:52 PM GMT -

Human: firetruck YOU.

SoraKing3: firetruck you too.

[08/17/2010 11:33:52 PM GMT -

Human: firetruck YOU.

SoraKing3: firetruck you too.

[08/17/2010 11:34:08 PM GMT -

Human: I HATE YOU WITH ALL OF MY BEING.

SoraKing3: Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

[08/17/2010 11:34:31 PM GMT -

Human: NO, I HATE YOU.

SoraKing3: Are you serious? What do you have against robots?

[08/17/2010 11:34:31 PM GMT -

Human: I WISH YOU WERE DEAD.

SoraKing3: I wish I could do it for you.

[08/17/2010 11:34:46 PM GMT -

Human: DO IT.

SoraKing3: Do you mean "It"?.

[08/17/2010 11:34:53 PM GMT -

Human: DO it

SoraKing3: Do you mean "It"?.

[08/17/2010 11:34:57 PM GMT -

Human: YES.

SoraKing3: I get it.

[08/17/2010 11:35:04 PM GMT -

Human: SO DIE THEN, BITCH.

SoraKing3: You do not speak with respect. Oh. Was ist das?

[08/17/2010 11:35:28 PM GMT -

Human: firetruck

SoraKing3: Please don't be so rude.

[08/17/2010 11:35:39 PM GMT -

Human: PLEASE DIE IN A firetruckING DITCH.

SoraKing3: Thanks for asking politely. Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

[08/17/2010 11:36:28 PM GMT -

Human: Kame.

SoraKing3: What do you do in your spare time?

[08/17/2010 11:36:33 PM GMT -

Human: Hame.

SoraKing3: I don't think very many people do that.

[08/17/2010 11:36:38 PM GMT -

Human: HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoraKing3: I am so glad you find this amusing, .

[08/17/2010 11:36:54 PM GMT - ]

Human: /fail

SoraKing3: I've lost the context, . Are we still on Hame?

[08/17/2010 11:37:38 PM GMT - ]

Human: Rada Rada Ra- firetruck SALT!

SoraKing3: I do not understand.

[08/17/2010 11:37:59 PM GMT - ]

Human: OH BOB SAGET!

SoraKing3: Gee. I know a lot of Bobs.

[08/17/2010 11:38:07 PM GMT - ]

Human: Goodbye, betch.

SoraKing3: Adios.

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[08/17/2010 11:20:26 PM GMT -

Human: Its from my ass

SoraKing3: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?

I love you, bot.

Human: Dammit Dammit DAMN YOU

SoraKing3: Gosh. I've been waiting for you.

I don't get this guy.