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I like my Schemers short-Short story

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I continuously knocked on the door. An eerie silence passed. 'Maybe he's out on a mission,' I thought to myself in dismay. But instead of leaving, I peaked inside (being my old persistent self) and looked around the room. Sure enough, there he was; the one and only Cloaked Schemer. A prevalent thought crossed my mind. "Heh, heh, heh," I snickered realizing that he was fast asleep. With a snap of my fingers, I made a table appear. Trying not to make too much noise, I calmly and carefully put the table on his bed so that his head was right under it. I grabbed my airhorn and thought 'this is gonna be good.' I thought it was worth sneaking the money out of Lexaeus' wallet even though I'd be dead when he found out. Well, I didn't just take the money...

 

*How I got the money*

I took my camcorder and snuck into the Silent Hero's room. He was sleeping and snoring. I didn't dare try to wake him up but I needed the money to get that airhorn. Well, he was snoring as loud as a car engine. I pressed record and whispered, 'Hey! Hey, Lex. Snore if I can take five bucks out of your wallet.' (1...2...3) *snore*. I giggled. "Hey, thanks. I owe you one." With that I grabbed the money out of his wallet and left. I had it recorded so that when Lexaeus came on the rampage and demanded to know why I took his money, I'd show him the proof that he gave me "permission" in his sleep.

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The table was in place as I raised the air horn (3...2...1...) *eerrrnnn* Zexion abruptly woke up but quickly banged his head on the table that I had set up above his head. "Ahh," he replied. "Kiexron, what the hell?"

"Get up," I replied ethusiatically.

"Geez! I'm up now," Zexion replied unpreturbed.

"And now you can't go back to bed cuz you bumped your noggin'," I remarked with a smirk.

"This is so deplorable," Zexion answered. "Why can't you just leave me alone?"

"Cuz Zexy," I said acting more seriously now. "I like you lots."

Zexion's eyes widened but it was more from shock then disgust.

"What's wrong about that," I asked.

"Well," the Schemer replied. "You're the first person whose ever said that. I don't think anyone approves of my scheming ways, especially because I'm so short."

"That's okay," I replied winking. "I like my Schemers short."

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Pretty good lol he stoll lexy's money

lol

He gave me "permission" in his sleep.

TECHINICALLY I am justified in taking the munny, then.

'Cause I wanted to bash in Zexy's head

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