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Financial Issues Between Me and Blazer

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Blazer: NOW DANCE(6:43pm)

Blazer: ----AH DANCE(6:43pm)

Me: NEVAH!!!!!!!!!!!1(7:12pm)

Blazer: YOU NEVER HAD A CHANCE(7:12pm)

Blazer: AND WITH A THOUSAND EYES(7:12pm)

Blazer: AND A GOOD DISGUISE(7:12pm)

Blazer: HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES(7:12pm)

Me: I SHALL NEVAH MAKE YOU A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!1(7:12pm)

Blazer: SCREW THE SANDWICH(7:14pm)

Blazer: -burns ze sandwich-(7:14pm)

Me: O.O(7:15pm)

Me: I thought you wanted le sandwich?(7:15pm)

Blazer: no(7:15pm)

Blazer: i got a pizza instead(7:15pm)

Blazer: ^_^(7:15pm)

Me: O.O(7:16pm)

Me: *steals pizza*(7:16pm)

Me: *burns pizza*(7:16pm)

Me: mwahahhahahahah(7:16pm)

Me: ^^(7:16pm)

Blazer: i already ate it last week(7:16pm)

Blazer: o.O(7:16pm)

Me: THATS TOO BAD BETCH(7:17pm)

Me: I STOLE IT FROM INSIDE YOUR STOMACH(7:17pm)

Me: mwahahahhahahahah(7:17pm)

Blazer: you cant do that(7:17pm)

Blazer: o_o(7:17pm)

Blazer: my body acids would melt you o(7:18pm)

Blazer: o_o(7:18pm)

Me: yes I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:18pm)

Me: I USED A ROBOTIC HAND TO TAKE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!(7:18pm)

Blazer: it would still melt o_o(7:18pm)

Me: ITS MADE OUT OF STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:20pm)

Blazer: even steel can melt o_o(7:20pm)

Me: IT'S MADE OUT OF TITANIUM STEEL, THE MOST POWERFUL STEEL EVAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:21pm)

Blazer: you cant afford that.o_o(7:21pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!(7:22pm)

Blazer: No.You cant.o_o(7:22pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!(7:23pm)

Blazer: No.You cant.o_o(7:23pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!!(7:23pm)

Blazer: No.You cant.o_o(7:24pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!(7:24pm)

Blazer: No.You cant.o_o(7:24pm)

Blazer: No.You cant(7:24pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:25pm)

Blazer: No.You cant.o_o(7:25pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!(7:25pm)

Me: NOW ADMIT IT!!!!!!(7:25pm)

Blazer: No.You cant. ._.'(7:25pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!!(7:25pm)

Blazer: No.You cannot.Afford.the Titanium Alloy robot.(7:25pm)

Blazer: Good day sir!(7:26pm)

Blazer: -logs out of chat-(7:26pm)

Me: YES I CAN AFFORD THE TITANIUM ALLOY ROBOT BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:26pm)

Blazer: Blazer has left the private chatroom.(7:27pm)

Me: O.O(7:27pm)

Me: YES I CAN BETCH!!!!!!!!(7:27pm)

Blazer: -sells robot-(7:28pm)

Blazer: -puts money in Bank Account-(7:28pm)

Me: O.O(7:28pm)

Blazer: -takes 10 bucks and buys a pizza-(7:28pm)

Blazer: Thanks for the $100,000.(7:28pm)

Me: *steals pizza from Blazer*(7:28pm)

Blazer: Really appreciated it.(7:29pm)

Me: O.O(7:29pm)

Blazer: -buys another one-(7:29pm)

Blazer: -eats it all in one gulp-(7:29pm)

Me: what $100,00?(7:29pm)

Blazer: Thats how much the robot was worth(7:29pm)

Me: *$100,000(7:29pm)

Me: O.O(7:29pm)

Me: OH NO YOU DIDN'T BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:29pm)

Blazer: Yup(7:29pm)

Me: NO YOU DIDN'T BETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:30pm)

Blazer: Yup(7:31pm)

Blazer: and ill do it again(7:31pm)

Me: O.O(7:31pm)

Blazer: ^_^(7:31pm)

Me: I'm broke now(7:31pm)

Me: dayum(7:31pm)

Blazer: Muahahahahahahahahaha(7:31pm)

Me: ._.'(7:32pm)

Me: *goes on knees in front of you*(7:32pm)

Me: PLEASE GIVE ME MAH MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!(7:32pm)

Blazer: Oh,im going to enjoy this.(7:32pm)

Me: I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:32pm)

Blazer: No.(7:32pm)

Me: (7:32pm)

Blazer: Anything?(7:32pm)

Me: YES ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!(7:32pm)

Me: (7:32pm)

Blazer: Anything?????(7:32pm)

Me: YES ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!(7:33pm)

Me: (7:33pm)

Blazer: Rob the Bank of Gotham(7:33pm)

Me: ok!(7:33pm)

Me: *robs bank of Gotham*(7:34pm)

Blazer: Lets see...(7:34pm)

Me: Here you are good sir(7:34pm)

Blazer: 10,999,999...(7:34pm)

Blazer: 11 millon.(7:34pm)

Blazer: alright(7:34pm)

Blazer: -gives you 100,000-(7:34pm)

Me: yay!(7:34pm)

Me: thank you!!!!!!!! : )(7:34pm)

Me: dayum(7:34pm)

Blazer: And thank YOU for the 11 Million Dollars.(7:34pm)

Me: but now your even MORE rich(7:34pm)

Blazer: -puts all in account-(7:34pm)

Blazer: A example of leverage,my friend(7:35pm)

Me: *robs your bank account* >8D(7:35pm)

Me: mwahahhahahahah(7:35pm)

Blazer: Alright(7:35pm)

Blazer: -calls cops-(7:35pm)

Blazer: hello,officer?

I know who robbed the Gotham Bank(7:35pm)

Blazer: his name is...(7:35pm)

Me: *goes to North Pole*(7:36pm)

Blazer: -puts hand on phone-give the money back or spend ur counting in the cellar.(7:36pm)

Blazer: Heartless101.(7:36pm)

Blazer: Oh,and he moved to the north pole(7:36pm)

Blazer: And he stole my money(7:36pm)

Blazer: -police return money-(7:36pm)

Me: O.O(7:36pm)

Blazer: -and pupt you in jail-(7:36pm)

Blazer: -counts-(7:36pm)

Blazer: Alright.11 million(7:36pm)

Blazer: Thanks,cops(7:37pm)

Blazer: -walks off-(7:37pm)

Me: but I still have 100,000 bucks and I'm in jail 8D(7:37pm)

Me: *discos*(7:37pm)

Blazer: and i have 11 million dollars(7:37pm)

Me: lol but I still have mah 100,000 bucks 8D(7:38pm)

Blazer: and i have 11 million dollars(7:38pm)

Blazer: now.what to do(7:38pm)

Blazer: Buy a Diablo..(7:38pm)

Blazer: buy a mansion...(7:38pm)

Blazer: hmm..what else..(7:38pm)

Blazer: maybe buy Google..(7:39pm)

Blazer: hmmm..(7:39pm)

Blazer: maybe buy Youtube..(7:39pm)

Blazer: maybe buy Dc...Capcom..Square Enix..(7:40pm)

Blazer: oh,so much to do(7:40pm)

Me: owo(7:40pm)

Me: *calls poilice*(7:40pm)

Me: hey I need to see someone(7:40pm)

Me: ok just one person sir, who is it(7:40pm)

Blazer: oh shit(7:40pm)

Me: Blazer.(7:40pm)

Me: *police calls you.*(7:41pm)

Blazer: -answers-hello?(7:41pm)

Me: BLAZER COME TO PRISION, SOMEONE WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU!(7:41pm)

Blazer: -comes to prison-(7:41pm)

Blazer: what is it?(7:41pm)

Me: *steals money once again and runs away*(7:42pm)

Me: *hides in a cave*(7:42pm)

Me: *where no one could find me*(7:42pm)

Blazer: -calls police-(7:42pm)

Blazer: -your caught in jail again-(7:42pm)

Blazer: -i have my money back-(7:42pm)

Blazer: Your futile attempts to steal my fortune are pointless.(7:42pm)

Me: *buys Youtube, Google, Square Enix and every other well known company in ze world(7:43pm)

Me: mwahaha(7:43pm)

Me: OH HAI!(7:43pm)

Blazer: -takes money back-(7:43pm)

Me: I own Youtube, Google and Square Enix(7:43pm)

Blazer: -im now getting 100 million dollars a month-(7:43pm)

Me: I'm not any fugitive(7:43pm)

Blazer: thanks for giving me MORE money(7:43pm)

Blazer: you know,i should invest you(7:43pm)

Blazer: your foolishness is increasing my wealth(7:43pm)

Me: NEVAH!!!!!!!!(7:44pm)

Blazer: hmm..(7:44pm)

Blazer: how much to buy you for.(7:44pm)

Me: I own Google, Microsoft, Apple, Youtube, and Square Enix(7:44pm)

Blazer: Yes,but its MY money(7:44pm)

Blazer: and i took it back(7:44pm)

Blazer: so now I own them(7:44pm)

Blazer: But thanks for increasing my income(7:44pm)

Me: First price for me is 100,000,000,000,000(7:44pm)

Blazer: -locks all incomes in bank account-(7:44pm)

Blazer: hmm..(7:44pm)

Blazer: naw(7:44pm)

Blazer: your not worth it(7:44pm)

Me: D8<(7:45pm)

Blazer: -put it all in account-(7:45pm)

Me: yes I am(7:45pm)

Blazer: -no one knows the password,not even the banks,but me-(7:45pm)

Blazer: now my wealth is secure(7:45pm)

Blazer: ^_&(7:45pm)

Me: <.>(7:45pm)

Me: o.e(7:45pm)

Blazer: ^_^(7:45pm)

Blazer: ^^_^(7:45pm)

Me: DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(7:45pm)

Blazer: oh(7:45pm)

Me: (7:45pm)

Blazer: and byw(7:45pm)

Blazer: heres 50 bucks.(7:45pm)

Blazer: go buy urself some pizza.(7:45pm)

Me: YAY!!!!!!!!(7:46pm)

Me: 8D(7:46pm)

Me: *calls museum*(7:46pm)

Blazer: I still have 100,000,00 milion dollars(7:46pm)

Me: hello good sir, how much would it cost for a neuclear bomb?(7:46pm)

Blazer: 10,000,000 dollars(7:46pm)

Me: $25????? I'll buy one... no two, right now!(7:46pm)

Blazer: Im sorry,sir(7:47pm)

Me: *gets 2 nuclear bombs and pays for it*(7:47pm)

Me: yay 8D(7:47pm)

Blazer: Due to the laws agaisnt it,the price for them has been increased to 10,000,000(7:47pm)

Blazer: Sir,did you just hear me??(7:47pm)

Blazer: -takes back bombs-(7:47pm)

Me: SCREW THE LAWS D8(7:47pm)

Blazer: Sir,you cannot afford these(7:47pm)

Blazer: -phone call received-(7:47pm)

Me: *before you take them back, I explode it on Blazer*(7:47pm)

Blazer: Hello.(7:47pm)

Me: mwahahahah(7:48pm)

Me: *explodes another one on the bank and I steal all your money(7:48pm)

Me: ^(7:48pm)

Me: FEAR YOUR BETCH!!!!!!!!(7:48pm)

Blazer: Oh,Mr Blazer!(7:47pm)

Blazer: Yes..yes..(7:48pm)

Blazer: You want to buy ALL of them??(7:48pm)

Blazer: A-alright!(7:48pm)

Blazer: -all shipped to blazer-(7:48pm)

Blazer: -money is turned in-(7:48pm)

Blazer: Im sorry,sir,(7:48pm)

Blazer: -takes bombs back-(7:48pm)

Blazer: But these bombs were out-bought by a Mr. Blazer(7:48pm)

Blazer: dude(7:48pm)

Blazer: no one knows the combo(7:48pm)

Blazer: -takes money-(7:49pm)

Blazer: -buys a better mansion-(7:49pm)

Blazer: -sells bombs 100,000,000 each to USA(7:49pm)

Blazer: -buys new car and mansion-(7:49pm)

Blazer: -buys every single company in the world-(7:49pm)

Blazer: -makes a Cellphone Sonar Generator-(7:50pm)

Blazer: -connects it to Heartless's phone-(7:50pm)

Me: O.O(7:50pm)

Me: DAYUM!!!!!(7:50pm)

Me: But I still have 25,050 bucks(7:50pm)

Blazer: then go buy something(7:51pm)

Me: hmm...(7:51pm)

Me: *robs some random dude's bank account*(7:52pm)

Me: YES!!!!!!!!!(7:52pm)

Me: *victory dance*(7:52pm)

Blazer: -calls cops-(7:52pm)

Blazer: -gets you in jail-(7:52pm)

Me: I GAINED 500,000,000,000,000,000,00,000 bucks 8D(7:52pm)

Blazer: -money is returned-(7:52pm)

Me: NEvAH!!!!!!!(7:52pm)

Me: *runs away with money(7:52pm)

Blazer: Sir,that money is 1/5 of what i have.(7:52pm)

Me: *to a unknown place(7:53pm)

Me: still 8D(7:53pm)

Blazer: -tracks cell phone(7:53pm)

Me: *buys everything in the world 8D*(7:53pm)

Blazer: lets se..(7:53pm)

Blazer: hes in a cave in the carribean.(7:53pm)

Me: *sells cell phone to random dude in a cave in the Carribean(7:53pm)

Blazer: -ur arrested-(7:53pm)

Blazer: -the money is returned-(7:53pm)

Me: *runs away to some place else*(7:53pm)

Me: 8D(7:53pm)

Blazer: Hmm(7:53pm)

Blazer: Alright(7:53pm)

Blazer: -buys everything i nthe world-(7:54pm)

Me: mwahahahhaha(7:54pm)

Blazer: -buys every company-(7:54pm)

Blazer: -buys the prison-(7:54pm)

Me: You can't do that O.O(7:54pm)

Blazer: Wardens(7:54pm)

Me: I bought those things(7:54pm)

Blazer: hunt him down(7:54pm)

Me: O.O(7:54pm)

Blazer: and kill him(7:54pm)

Blazer: Watch me.(7:54pm)

Blazer: I outbought them.(7:54pm)

Blazer: -calls prison-(7:54pm)

Blazer: -buys NASA-(7:54pm)

Blazer: I need a satellite to track Heartless.(7:54pm)

Me: O.O(7:55pm)

Me: NUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!(7:55pm)

Me: oh well(7:55pm)

Blazer: alright(7:54pm)

Blazer: Send a chopper and retreive him(7:54pm)

Blazer: then bring him to the prison for execution(7:55pm)

Me: *flys into outter space and NASA never finds me*(7:55pm)

Me: ze end(7:55pm)

Blazer: -they find you and bring you to me-(7:55pm)

Me: O.O(7:55pm)

Blazer: -laughs-(7:55pm)

Blazer: good(7:55pm)

Blazer: the bugger's out of my life(7:55pm)

Blazer: -goes back to mansion-(7:55pm)

Me: I can't be found(7:55pm)

Me: I'm in space(7:55pm)

Me: mwahahaahaha(7:55pm)

Blazer: I dont want to find you(7:56pm)

Blazer: i just want you to get out of my financial life(7:56pm)

Me: mwahahah(7:56pm)

Me: THE END!(7:56pm)

Blazer: -Ze end(7:56pm)

Blazer: -bows-(7:56pm)

Me: this is SO going to be a thread lol(7:56pm)

 

 

 

 

Lol give me all your money Blazer or else

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YOU...HAVE DISHONORED ME..(ragequits kh13.com)

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I dont care if I dis honored you kupo. Now give me your munny kupo or else kupo!

I GAVE YOU ALL MAH MUNNY - NOW BEGONE!

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next time its going to be actual money kupo because I've realized how poor you were in terms of munny kupo (he only gave me 50 freaking munny kupo!)

oh please - thats enough to buy 5 pizzas!Now Begone!

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._.' I can only buy like one piece of cheese pizza ._.' I need more than 50 freaking munny

This made me lol.

My soccer team had a pizza party.

ALL YOU CAN EAT PIZZA!!!

:P

*Holding Checkbook*

your NOT getting my 20 million

^ Do I get it? :O

I'm not sharin' mah pizza! :P

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*sees Lirxaus' check book* must... resist... 20... million... dollars... *twictchy eyes*

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