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Aw, but Lee-uh brings along such funnier jokes! 'Princess' Lea, for one. I mean, as soon as I saw that cutscene, I made a comic about Saix making fun of his name, and then Roxas (cough cough) forcing Axel to wear a certain slave outfit... ;D (shotshotshot) And Lee... (shudder) SERIOUSLY. Does ANYONE wanna relate Axel with /this/ guy?! http://media.photobucket.com/image/rock%20lee/Pomme_Noir/Naruto/1_zzzz.jpg?o=40 <-- Yeah. He's the one with the green on. >_> Lol @ the old man on the right. But such a girly guy deserves a girly name! ;D Well, some could argue that Marluxia is girlier, but Axel's definitely gayer! 8DD I mean, in the manga, Namine was /tied to the wall/ with vines and stuff. What do you think this could have implied? Marluxia vine/tentacle raep? Hellz to the yeah. (shotshotshot) Axel, on the other hand... he prefers to spend his time eating ice cream with and becoming unhealthily obsessed to the point of committing suicide for small children... o_o; That's, um... (cough) a lot more gay than raping a little girl, though equally/more creepy, when you think about it. I'm still calling him Lee-uh, no matter what. And She-on instead of She-own. (No srsly. Wtf was with that? o_O At least they didn't turn it into Zy-on... I know a boy at my school named Zion. He has fluffy hair. owo) Japanese Days > English Days. 8D Because Xion's voice is much less Alyson Stoner, and much more bearable. (shotshotshotshotshot for rambling)

http://kingdomhearts.wikia.com/wiki/Missing_Ache o_O This is it, apparently... It's just the regular, lame old Skill Gear... My only guess as to why people could be using it is because of the name and certain, um, (cough) AkuRoku implications it might bring on. ;D Since Roxas felt something painful in his chest whenever he thought about Axel being dead... But that's just my opinion. owo (shotshot)

(awkward overly long laughter scene with a pan-out to the sunset here) 8DDDD I can't believe we're ALREADY making jokes about a game that's barely 6 days old.

I just spoiled myself for the English cutscenes when I swore I wouldn't. I'm such a bad person. BUT WTF. COMMENTARY TIME: Well, I only watched the ones with Axel... ^^; But. Yeah. 1.) Why The Sun Sets Red - He's good in this one. No bad comments. His laugh is cute/scary at the same time. 2.) Xion's Dream - Well, he has one line... but he sounds robotic. Meh. 3.) Xion's Capture - Axel's a badass. Enough said. 4.) Axel and Saix - OH. firetruck. NO. SAIX DID /NOT/ JUST PRONOUNCE LEA LIKE LEE. (whimpers and cries) My life is ruined. Now all I'll be able to picture is Rock Lee from Naruto... IT WAS LEE-UH IN JAPANESE, WHY LEE IN ENGLISH?! WHY?!? (sobs) 5.) Roxas Leaves The Organization - OK, it bugs me that they re-dubbed this scene... Axel has less emotion... and the way Roxas says 'No one would miss me' sounds like a sad, gay nerd... Like Vexen if he stubbed his toe. (shot) JK, I <3 Vexen. But it's especially the 'miss me'... it sounds so... lispy and sad at the same time... 'Mith me'... I love it. 6.) Xion and Axel Face Off - OK, surprisingly, the best in this scene is Xion... she's improved since 'the scream'. (shudder shudder) Axel's still good, but he's just not the same. Alright, the 'icky jobs' part just killed the drama of the scene. Seriously, Axel - could you be any more gay? But angry Axel after that... is hot. Literally AND figuratively! ;D 7.) WINNER - It pisses me off that they changed Axel's line in this scene. I saw two fansubs for the Japanese version, and they said 'Why do/did I...?'. Why'd they change it to 'How did this happen?' I mean, the first two leave room for speculation as to what he's thinking about... but I mean, come on. 'How did this happen?' IT'S OBVIOUS, AXEL. YOU LET YOUR LOVE, ROXAS, SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS! Jesus. (shot) 8.) OK, this is lame. Only 7 cutscenes with Axel's voice in it? He's number VIII, for crying out loud! I mean - oh, wait. Forgot that one part in the intro. OMG. THAT PART MADE ME WANNA CRY. THE SADNESS OF MEMORY... GAHHH. (sobs) How odd that Axel had 8 speaking parts... And he's #8. YAY FOR SPOILING MYSELF. (shotshotshot)

Yes. Llamas with hats. Who eat human hands. Om nom nom. (shot) EDIT:: JESUS CHRIST CELLA GET A NEW LINE LIEK DON'T DOUBLE POST BITCH!!

LIEZ ALL LIEEEEEZZZZZZ DDDDD8< I AM TEH COMPLETE OPPOSITE OF - HOW YOU SAY - PRETTY. JOO ON TEH OTHER HAND BEZ BEAUTIFULZ

Aww, thanks, Xion dear! X3 (huggles)

I'm so secretly a gay boy dressing up like a girl.

1.Opening Credits : With You Gone by Ryan Cabrera (LOL, wtf? ) 2.Waking Up : Boomin' by Mindless Self Indulgence (Lmao. RESPECT LITTLE GIRLS 8D DC's favorite song. /shot) 3.First Day of School : Du Riechst So Gut by Rammstein (... makes me sound like such a creeper... ) 4.Falling in Love : Guy Love from Scrubs (OHMIGOD!!! XDDD LMAOOOO!) 5.Breakup/Fight Song : Candle (Sick and Tired) by The White Tie Affair (._. AkuRoku song... <3) 6.Prom : Stupid Girls by P!nk (... lol, wtf? ) 7.Life : U and Ur Hand by P!nk (Two P!nk songs in a row... and this song... is just... XDDDD) 8.Driving : Toxic by Brittany Spears ( I'd probably crash my car if this was playing. I'd be singing along so hxc.) 9.Flashback : Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) by Garbage (... ._. I am not a gay crossdresser... ) 10.Getting Back Together : Mad World by Tears For Fears (... this song is so sad... ) 11.Wedding : Roxas from Kingdom Hearts II (o_o;) 12.Birth of Child : It's Warmer In The Basement by Cobra Starship ( That's where my kid's gonna end up.) 13.Final Battle : Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand (... wow. ) 14.Funeral Song: Miss Murder by AFI (Nice. I was murdered.) 15.End Credits : By The Way by Theory of a Deadman (feat. Chris Daughtry) (... wow... That's such a break-up song.)

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b158/wofboy123567/MyPicture-1.jpg?t=1254680990 This. Picture. FAILS. >A< I was bored, and felt like making a new facebook profile picture, but I didn't know what to do for this one (it was, like, midnight... I was gonna grab a key and hold it dramatically and put a caption that said "I haz Keyblade." or something lame like that... X_X) so it's all.... bleh. GAZE AT MY UNFATHOMABLE UGLINESS. 8DDDD (shot)

DUDE I'M WATCHING DRAKE AND JOSH AND THEY JUST KISSED IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE WELL EXCEPT ANY AKUROKU BUT STILL IT WAS AMAZING <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 OR SHOULD I SAY

DUN WORRY I'M INVINCIBLE LIKE FLIK (shot for referencing the bugs life n64 game that FAILED miserably) I KNOW RITE WE SO DON'T RAPE ANYONE BECAUSE WE'RE ABSTINENT WELL EXCEPT WE RAPE EACH OTHER ;D (shot)

WE NEED AN UBER RAD THEME SONG "WE'RE THE WAFFLE MASTERS WE FIGHT WORLD HUNGER BY GIVING PEOPLE WAFFLES AND WE HAVE WATER GUNS WAIT I MEAN THEY'RE REAL GUNS AND WE HAVE CAPES AND WE DO NOT RAPE THE END YAY GOOO WAFFLE MASTERS" (shot x10)

WE SHALL DESTROY COMMUNISM EVEN THOUGH I DON'T THINK CHINA'S COMMUNIST ANYMORE I THINK THEY'RE CAPITALIST BUT IDK WE NEED TO STOP WORLD HUNGER SO LET'S GO FOR THE WAFFLESSSS!!!!!!!11!!1eleven!!!

THANK YOU FOR CHANGING YOUR SIGGY. ILY2. NOW WE SHALL GO OFF AND MAKE WAFFLES AND THEN WE SHALL DO THINGS INVOLVING UM THE CHINESE SYRUP TORTURE HA HAHAHA HA... (shot)

COURSE YOU DO YOU AND I DO THAT EV-ER-Y NIGHT (shotshotshotshot) ILY SIS. 8D (shot again for fake incest) BTW. WTF AM I NOT IN YOUR SIGGY ANYMORE? WHAT ABOUT ALL WE'VE GONE THROUGH?! WHAT ABOUT THE WAFFLE MASTERS?!! DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING?! WTF IS THIS JOSH?! IF IT'S JOSH FROM DRAKE AND JOSH, WELL, HE BELONGS WITH DRAKE. SO HA. (shot for liking Drake/Josh)

YOU CAN'T RESIST ME NOW LET US GO MAKE SWEET MONKEY LOVE I SHALL SMOTHER YOUR HOT NAKED BODY AND CREAM AND LICK IT OFF (shot for vaguely robbing a YuGiOh Abridged joke)

HEY MR WONDERFUL OH YOU'RE SO INCREDIBLE HEY MR WONDERFUL WONDERFUL TO ME HEY MR WONDERFUL OH YOU'RE IRRESISTIBLE HEY MR WONDERFUL A MIRACLE TO ME (shot)

Well, obviously, the number's increased... XDD It wasn't gonna stay 69 forever.

>_> If you would read the old posts, then you would know...

D:< I MEAN MY IRL MOM. JEEZ. I WOULD NEVER INSULT MOMMY LIKE THAT. (hugs Demyx)

Yeshh... > Joo cannot escape teh lurveee. <3333 (laughs evilly) JOO SHALL NEVAH KNOW, DADDEH. Tis a well kept secret... ;D

OH NO YOU DI-IN'T. DON'T MAKE ME WREAK MY KINDERGARTENER-ESQUE WRATH UPON YOU ONCE AGAIN, BITCH. D:< <813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813<813 AND BTW, DADDY, YOU LEFT YOUR PENIS ON THE BUS. SO THERE.

I'LL KILL YOU BOTH IN YOUR SLEEP, BITCHES. DDDDD:< AND I DID SO TOO TAKE MY PILLS TODAY. 813 OF THEM, TO BE EXACT, /DADDY/. (snarlgrowl) ^^ Hi, I'm Matty! (waves) I'm your go-to gal for anything related to AkuRoku! 8D (shotshotshotshot)

;O8HASDGOIA8HSDF - IF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME AT ALL YOU WILL KNOW WHY I HATE XION. DDDDDDDD< Too many reasons why I hate her. >_<