Wuver
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there was no time. ''akihiko. drink a bit of me. seal the deal'' the coffee urged. akihiko hesitated. ''ill be betraying my protein...'' he said. ''JUST DO IT'' the coffee boiled in his hands. ''ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!'' he yelled and sipped him up. it was painful but the coffee knew he was in good hands. the initiation would be the hard part for akihiko. the protein in him would negate the caffeines effect. akihiko dropped the coffee from his hands and his hands went to his mouth, gagging. the coffee boiled and evaporated. akihiko doubled over, coffee spilling from his mouth. the coffee made himself through his veins. he swirled just to the right of his neck and formed the mark of a coffee cup. the convulsions passed. brown coffee dripped from his mouth, a puddle forming on the ground. michael jackson swung open the door behind him, breathing heavily. "the coffee akihiko... WHERE IS IT?" he asked. akihiko turned around looking up to him. godot stood behind mj in shock but then smiled. ''i was right in choosing you as my right hand man. unlimited supply of protein for you. that coffee is gone for good.'' he patted akihikos shoulder and smiled at him. akihiko looked at him. no- the coffee looked at him through the eyes of akihiko aswell. the investigator still had an uneasy look on his face, suspicion forming bigger. akihiko nodded. ''just doing my job, godot.'' he replied and smiled back at godot. he looked down and smiled slyly to himself.
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the coffee banged the sides of akihikos junk. he was dizzy. he could feel himself bubbling up inside the water bottle, ready to explode. he felt akihiko grab there. ''youre burning me dude.'' he yelled. ''this is why i prefer protein...'' he muttered under his breath. the smoke behind them disappeared. he was burning a hole in akihikos Sexy Speedo. "god DANG COFFEE THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SPEEDO'' akihiko swung open a door and locked them inside. he pull the coffee out, making only th e burnt hole larger. the coffee was VERY HOT and akihiko dropped him onto the table. "I HAVE A SECOND DEGREE BURN THERE ADN ON MY HAND JESUS... i think'' akihiko exited into another room and came back with some pants on. ''it was sad to let go of those Sexy Speedos but i had to.'' the coffee steamed angry. akihiko sat infront of him. the coffee was ready to reveal his intentions to akihiko. he was on his side. the coffee smirked internally and cooled down. the plan would be complete.
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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DANG U DIO
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LUAKS ARE U SEIROSU A MEME THREAD IDI NDT THINK U WOUDL GO THORUGH WIHT THIS M SO DONE MEME ZA WARUDO GARLFIELD THIS ISEN OGUH
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youre going into orbit u stupid mutt
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the coffee had no idea where he was. he knew he was picked up by someone but he didnt see his face in time. it was warm and wet in the place he was. he moved side to side with every step. he heard men running up to him. "akihiko! did you happen to see a waterbottle with coffee in it roll by?" a man said. ''no. i didnt. i only drink protein.'' the mysterious man said from above. ''oh...'' he felt hesitation in the man. did he see me? ''ok well enjoy your protein.'' ''akihiko. go enjoy your protein somewhere else and get off to it somewhere else not here'' godot said, sighing. he realized where he was. dang this place was small and stuffy and he understood why. ''well, if you see that dang coffee, report to me at once. i must have him'' godot said and ran off with his men to continue the search.
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the coffee was feeling pressured just by the intense stare of godots black eyes. he felt as if they could see through him and could analyze every part of him. ''why... why did you do it?" godot asked him. he didnt move. "so you want to do this the hard way, huh......" godot reached out to him, his hands firmly clasping the cup. godot snapped his other finger. a man entered and set down a bowl of sugar. the coffee almost screamed at the sight of that white evil powder. godot took out a spoon and took a spoonful of it. he shook the cup trying to get loose of his grip. ''if you dont speak, im going to fill u up with this.'' he cringed. but he had the upperhand. he knew that the brown coffee was going to ambush him today. it was going to plan. he had fooled godot into a sense of confidence. he bubbled up, laughing. suddenly brown powder fell from the ceiling infront of godot. that was the sign. godot tasted the powder and almost fell back in shock. pipes in the room exploded. brown coffee splat everywhere. the cup opened and he fell out. he was free. ''youll pay for this godot.'' he splashed with the coffee and slid himself into a plastic water bottle. he rolled the bottle down the hall. the revolution had begun. black coffee would be no more
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the coffee saw darkness. he had been put in some kind of special cup, as he recalled godot had called it "The Special Cup" with emphasis. there had to be something strange with this cup. the men placed him on the table. they turned on the light above him. the man snapped his finger. '' i think the problem here is that this coffee is not completely black like mr. godot likes his coffee!'' the other man punched him. ''dont be dumb. as if it was even possible. we always make sure mr godots coffee is 100 percent dark and black.'' the other man sighed. ''it was worth the try. whatever, lets go report to boss that his coffee is ready to be questioned.'' the coffee heard the men walk out and close the door behind him. they had almost seen through him. his coffee kind was not completely black and senseless. if he discovered they were brown coffee, godot would surely destroy him. the coffee had been holding his breath. there was only one obstacle in his way and that was godot. he was ready.
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the very HOT coffee felt godots fingers releasing his handle. yes... he thought. his plan had worked. soon he would be free, free from the confines of this cup. he feel some of him wet godot. it felt good to burn him. the cup hit the ground and shattered. he felt his essence spreading across the floor. the sweet aroma was very Strong. dang... i smell fine he thought. anyone would want to drink him with that aroma. godot was shocked. godot pounded the alarm. the door swung open. two men in suits stood there. "clean this coffee up... put it into the Special Cup to be examined.'' the coffee heard him say. he was sucked up by a tube and carried away to the coffee lab. godot slowly became a speck in the distance. he could only hope he would not find out about the uprising of his coffee
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the very HOT coffee sat upon godots prosecution table. he knew the Time was coming................................. godot would come and sip him up. he would trick godot. godot did NOT like his coffee very HOT so he did not make it very HOT. but this time the coffee wouldnt sit back and cool down. he was very HOT and STEAMED ready for his counter attack on godots tongue. he heard footsteps approaching the office thud thud thud the footsteps got louder with every THUD. the door creaked open and in walked godot. the coffee was Ready
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am sonic gomen
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dammit lexi
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uve always been an alpaca
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LEXI IM LAUGIN SO HARD idk maybe ill do it
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no lexi
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