superbanana

Uh... since when is cancer contagious?

The bartender replies "Sorry, but we don't serve particles faster than light." A Neutrino walks into a bar.

No I'm not! I haven't broken fourth wall since english class 3 hours ago!

You win.

Agreed. it's stupid to brag about how often you have no life post count and how long you've had no life time you've been around Also, you can't call somebody a noob because they haven't been around very long. A noob is somebody who just learned to use the internet and tolks lik tis. Not somebody who just learned how much sora96 likes australia.

You were almost done with your starter collection? Forget the national guard! We need, chuck norris, jesus, a SWAT team, a caveman, and that monkey that can defuse a bomb!

That's a great idea! Let's build a fire and sing a song! I call this one, The campfire song song. Lets gather 'round the campfire and sing a campfire song. A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, and if you don't think that I can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it would help if you just sang along! Dum dum dum!IT'S A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT I CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG, BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU JUST SANG ALONG!! IT'S A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! A C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G SONG! AND IF YOU DON'T THINK THAT I CAN SING IT FASTER THEN YOU'RE WRONG, BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU JUST SANG ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this yesterday and I just got the joke a minute ago.

I have a bigger problem! My gameboy color isn't working so I can't play pokemon gold!

Your name is tiny. sincerely, Superbanana Vincenzo Rodriguez Julio Ricardo Archibald van Clive the fourth.

Fine, make me a sandvich.

Yeah, if you're not gonna make your conversation interesting, keep it to a PM.

By what black-magic have you been sent to this planet you hideous crime against nature!?

I didn't say we had completely perfected it and are now pumping out artificial babies from a factory, I said it was possible.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/29/earlyshow/health/main5446928.shtml

No, it's possible for that stuff to be created artificially.

They had words and phrases in the 30's? I've got a chart of slang from different decades and it says they didn't have words in the 30's.

What if they both found out that they were stalking eachother but then a timelord brought them to the future and... If timelords can travel through time, and therefore go to the future 20 minutes before they die, why are all the timelords dead?

What happens if a stalker is stalking a stalker and both stalkers are dinosaurs who like oatmeal?

My friend has a lizard, two dogs, a lot of fish, somewhere between 2 and 15 frogs, etc. He has a total of 42 pets, and not one cat. So my friend is a dog person. I like cats.

What happens if stalk a stalker?

What did she do? And how did you ever get a girlfriend?

Your avatar scares me. Change it back.

Yay! Somebody actually finds me awesome enough to be worth stalking! This is the best day ever!